Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[snappyllama]

Is there something wrong with this?

No Jimmy, what you're experiencing is a perfectly normal part of growing up. Let's watch this informative video.

 

[IrishLass]

Lye in Australia

Aha! So that's where it's gone off to!

 

[TeresaT]

All About The Bees

'Bout the bees, and hornets! All about the bees, 'bout the bees, and hornets! My mama said girl stay away from those things cause they sting. A bee likes to land on your can and then BAM!

 

[DeeAnna]

I am the proud owner of a domain!

Yes, Your Majesty!

 

[Steve85569]

Stay away from Wisteria Lane

It's a very, very bad neighborhood.

 

[IrishLass]

So fed up with my soaps..

Have you been eating your soap again? How many did you gobble down this time?! You have no one to blame but yourself!

 

[carlyjones]

Avocado oil: it's official

Soooo have you two set a date?

 

[IrishLass]

I want it to be purple, grrr...

Petulant things that Barney the Dinosaur says when the camera isn't rolling.

 

[MySoapyHeart]

Ingredients good for lotion?

I don`t know, have they known eachother long? Do they have the same goals in life?Like the same things?

 

[Rowan]

My New Soap Labels

OMG, can I have some labelling soap, it would save me so much time!

 

[kchaystack]

Shrinkage

It happens to all us guys when it is cold out....

 

[MySoapyHeart]

Frothing Soap

Oh dear! Has it gone through the vaccination program, so it doesn`t have Hydrophobia?

 

[MySoapyHeart]

Any square foot gardeners out there?

No, my feet have more of that funny oval type of shape to them, sorry.

 

[IrishLass]

Something to make honeysuckle smell better?

Huh? Honeysuckle can smell? I did not know that. Where is its nose located? Maybe something got lodged inside it and it just needs some help cleaning it out.....unless it has fingers, too? Does it? If so, I'd just tell it to pick its own nose.

 

[MySoapyHeart]

Can This Shaving Soap Be Saved?

I don`t know... Have you called 911??

 

[TeresaT]

So what are YOUR soapy secrets?

Uh...they're secret.

 

[IrishLass]

Weird question from a plastic cup

Psst- can we play a few rounds of beer pong together before you toss me away in the recycle bin?

 

[Navaria]

Soap with no name

Oh I went to the shower with a Soap With No Name
It felt good to be clean up again
in the shower, it doesn't matter the name
cause as long as it cleans
then it's all just the same

Sorry, couldn't resist

 

[Navaria]

Can This Shaving Soap Be Saved?

I don`t know... Have you called 911??

Please don't. We really can't fix your soap. Although we'll at least make you feel like you've tried everything you could lol

 

[TeresaT]

Not happy with my supplier

The Sequatchie County Drug Task Force will be over shortly to chat with you about your dissatisfaction....