Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[nsmar4211]

Getting a Harder Bar


........nope. Not going there.

 

[Rowan]

Recipe for a soap that can negate a water softener.

Wow, that would be impressive. Can it make other things disappear too? Maybe things like excess weight, bags under my eyes etc etc!

 

[IrishLass]

Fiberglass insulation soap

I don't know.... I think that might be taking the exfoliation thing a bit too far?

 

[IrishLass]

Adapting a salt bar recipe to remove palm.

Heck, if you really want that palm tree gone from your yard, forget the salt soap idea- just pour plain salt around the base of the tree and water it in. ..............Oh, wait- you did mean palm tree, and not the palm of your hand, right? If you meant palm of your hand, forget what I said and go see a psychiatrist!

 

[IrishLass]

What went wrong with this soap?

Who knows why good soap turns bad? You wake up one morning and it just plain refuses to clean anymore, or it gets all weepy on you and breaks down into a quivering mass of goo. It's just one of those unexplainable mysteries of life, I suppose.

 

[Steve85569]

Making Potash
Dude, really?!?

 

[DeeAnna]

Oh, gosh, Steve, didn't ya know -- it's the latest craze! African Black Soap ain't got nuthin' on this -- Colorado Bong Soap with black pot-ash.

:mrgreen:

ETA: And Colorado soapers ... no need to thank me for this idea. Just send me a bar from your next batch.

 

[kchaystack]

Oh, my........

 

[IrishLass]

Advice for accelerating FO...

Relax...slow down! After all, the soap you're going into won't be ready to use for weeks yet.

 

[Steve85569]

Friends in high places

Another one! Dude! When will it stop!I'm trying to get better!

 

[DeeAnna]

Tracking your cure

I swear, Officer, I've gone straight! I'm clean! No! Please! Stop! Not that!!! Noooooo!!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[Steve85569]

I'm very happy this morning

Oh. Ugh that would explain....No. Not going there.

 

[IrishLass]

First ever cold process underway

Oh boy, this is so exciting I've got goosebumps! What a momentous occasion! Just think of it- if this works, there'll be no more slaving over a hot kettle! (oh, please work, please work, please work!)

 

[Steve85569]

Need recipe for dog/cat soap

Try 50-70% dog.....

 

[Steve85569]

Embeds all furry

Have you tried some dog/cat soap on them?

Sorry, it's early and I haven't had my meds yet.

 

[DeeAnna]

Looking for the perfect sweet lemon

I got one for you -- 1999 Chevy Tahoe, white, 4-wheel drive. Until recently, a sweet tempered, dependable car, but is now beginning to show its age. Available for pick up only in the northeast Iowa area.... :mrgreen:

 

[IrishLass]

Use up this pound of lard!

Alright, alright already- I'm using it, I'm using it! Sheesh, what a harpy!

 

[HoneyLady]

I've been catching up on this thread, and spewing coffee all over my keyboard. You guys are a riot. But I couldn't resist this:


"How To Make Lotion Scent Last For 8 Hours?"

"For a lotion scent lasting more than four hours, seek emergency medical help. Ask your doctor if your skin is healthy enough to use lotion. Don't use lotion if you take medicine for a heart condition . . . "

Sorry! They used to only show these commercials AFTER my bed time!

~HL~

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Bath Bomb Disaster

I used a lot of glycerine and now my bath is in pieces! Did I place too much emphasis on the bomb part of the recipe?

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Hardening soap choices

My soap choices are currently too easy, I want to have harder choices!