Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[TeresaT]

Rubber Stamps Staining my Soaps and other concerns

Exactly what "other concerns" are your rubber stamps staining...and why the heck are you stamping them in the first place? Never mind. Some things are realllly meant to be private.

 

[TeresaT]

Bath soak gas and exploding containers?

Good grief!! What the heck are you doing? This is a soaping forum, not a chemistry forum! That sounds like a question for Bill Nye the Science Guy.

 

[TeresaT]

A question about oils

They tend to be oily. I hope that helps.

FDA needs help defining "Natural"

Sweetie, you should have just stopped at "FDA needs help," because they need a helluvalot more than a dictionary.You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?

 

[IrishLass]

Emulsified sugar scrub....where to start?

I know, right? I mean, what kind of loonytoon actually scrubs their sugar? :razz:

 

[Navaria]

Fragrance Oil vs. Essential Oil


In this corner, weighing in at a whopping 5% PPO Lavender FO. And in this corner at a measly .5%, Lavender EO. This will be an epic battle. There is no love lost between these two contenders. The lids will be off, and it could be a liquid, smelly battle! The rules are simple. No hitting below the labels, no ricing, and no seizing. This will be a medium trace knockout match. And there's the stick blender!

 

[earlene]

Rainbow teardrop

Shoo bee doo bop, bop, bow

Rainbow teardrops my pillow's never dry of rainbow teardrops.
Come home, come home.
Just say you will, say you will.

 

[snappyllama]

What Next?

Now I've got King George in my head...

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLaCCgqJ07Y[/ame]

 

[TeresaT]

How many butter and oils can you use in body butter?

Any dang amount I want to! Who's gonna stop me, punk?


(Does this question remind anyone else of the old Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pops commercials? "Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?" "One, two, three. <<crunch>> Three!!")

 

[SuzieOz]

Need to make a switch ...

And who are you gonna beat with it? ... ;-)

 

[MySoapyHeart]

How to sterilize BB jars at home?

Don`t do that! Isn`t it better to take them to a clinic to get it done? I mean, they have sedatives and stuff.

If you have problems with them breeding out of control, a clinic may be the better way to go....

(Although, it would be an awesome way to get an endless supply of jars. Just buy one and let them breed. *cough*...)

 

[IrishLass]

What should I grow in my garden?

Silver bells and cockle shells
And so your garden grows

[taken from the old English nursery rhyme, 'Mary, Mary Quite Contrary', for those who are wondering why on earth I came up with that. lol])

 

[SuzieOz]

Soaping with unknown oil

What! You didn't introduce yourselves first?

 

[TeresaT]

Help wanted please

Sadly, I'm beyond help; I sure as heck can't help you.
So, good luck with your issues. I'm rooting for ya, kid!!

 

[DeeAnna]

What goes here? <said in loud commanding voice>

Honest, Officer, I was just standing here nice and quiet, minding my own business. I didn't do nothing!

 

[IrishLass]

Yellow streaks in soap??

Be glad it wasn't brown lumps.

Sincerely,
Your sadly neglected cat

 

[TeresaT]

What sort of wax for pillar candles?

How about the waxy kind?


Impressionist Soap

Meh...I'm not impressed. :yawn:

 

[SuzieOz]

Is my first candle alright?

Relax ... I realise you're new to this but, yes, he's perfectly fine ... melting normally, skin nice and waxy ... now let's wrap him up and put him to bed.

You'll be a pro by the time you have your next candle.

 

[MySoapyHeart]

Candle Caught Fire

Ah yes, that is a problem! Especially wicks has some seriously big issues when it comes to fire. It`s like they live for that kind of stuff!

Best way to prevent this from ever happen again, is to hide the matches so the candle can`t reach them. And if it tries again, take the matches away and say: "Bad candle - NO playing with fire!".

 

[SuzieOz]

Brine soap gone nuts - totally cracked!!

Quick, straight-jacket and get it put away as quickly as possible!

 

[MySoapyHeart]

How to make de fish soap

*In strong German accent*

First yo muzt rreassure de fish. It needz to get rreassurred zat it vill do ok ven soaping, and zat making zoap ist nicht dangerrouz az long as de lye safety is followed. Rrremeber de gloves! Den you assist de fish ven it is soaping, coaxing it, helping it along ze vay, so ven it feels zekure enough it vill start to produze de soap.

Den you would have make de fish soap.