Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

How to increase trance time?

I find glow sticks, whistles and good mixing by the DJ helps. Raise your hands! Not forgetting the party islands full of clubs kicking out banging tunes. Epic!

 

[not_ally]

I knew you or IL would get this one, EG, darn it. One of the few times I could actually have been funny with a title

 

[Sonya-m]

I knew you or IL would get this one, EG, darn it. One of the few times I could actually have been funny with a title

Snap!!

I knew that one would already be in here!!!

 

[boyago]

Chocolate Lard
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*Read in radio announcers voice.
Brought to you by our friends at This Little Piggy went to the market.
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"Chocolate Lard, cause your not fat enough."
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"Chocolate Lard, mmmmm, Chocolate Lard!"
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"Chocolate Lard, you can call it Chard, but that don't make it healthy."
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"Chocolate Lard, cause baby wants back."

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Soft Shave Soap_Preserve?

How tasty would this be on freshly baked bread?

 

[boyago]

Beef/sheep dripping?
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Sham-Wow!

 

[jules92207]

^^^ awesome boyogo!

 

[galaxyMLP]

"Leaving LS unattended"

Well, they recommend waiting until she is at least 13, but if you really have to stay late, and cant afford daycare, I'm sure you can leave Little Susie unattended for a few hours even though she is only 12.

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

"50lbs of lard" - the soaper version of 50 shades of grey?

 

[IrishLass]

You know your house is hot

Gorsh, thanks! Your house ain't so shabby either!

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Question.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lPQZni7I18[/ame]

"Tell me what you think about think about me
buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings........................."

 

[Sonya-m]

My soap won't harden

Maybe it's just not in the mood?

 

[Dahila]

My soap won't harden

Maybe it's just not in the mood?

Maybe it should get some script from doc

 

[IrishLass]

What happens when you forget?

I don't know. I can't remember!

 

[TwystedPryncess]

That's been me all week.

 

[IrishLass]

"In The Mold Swirly....and you, too, Larry and Curly!", barked Mo to his newest (albeit temporary) stooge and the other 2.

 

[not_ally]

Loved this one, IL. The silliness is that good Irish coming through

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Bad DOS.

Naughty DOS! I've told you, you're not allowed on the soaps. I'll have to take you back to DOS behavior classes or to the DOS pound.

 

[galaxyMLP]

Need help with a lye problem

Haven't they ever told you not to -lie- in the first place? Its your own problem now. You brought this on yourself!

 

[TeaLeavesandTweed]

Someone mistyped "lye" as "lyle" in a recipe recently and I'll admit I had a few moments of "is this soap... people?"

Also, has anyone else mentally renamed "Separating 2.0" "Conscious Uncoupling" in their head?

Or reading "Am I melting enough?" as a very sarcastic southerner complaining about the August weather?