Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[TeaLeavesandTweed]

I totally just misread the word "masterbatching." :shock:

 

[IrishLass]

I totally just misread the word "masterbatching." :shock:

You're not the first one. That's why I always refer to it as master-batching, with the hyphen in there.


IrishLass

 

[CTAnton]

"Is this normal?"
A. normal is simply a setting on a washing machine...
B.No honey it's not...you need a few serious years of therapy...you know of course that this is going to SEVERELY cut into your soaping budget...that nice slab mold you just had custom built...? Say BYE BYE!

 

[commoncenz]

"White Castile"

No thanks, the burgers are too small and I always get gas bubbles when eating there.

 

[IrishLass]

Does brewed coffee "do" anything?

Well, it does a darn sight more than those good for nothing pallets that I talked about earlier on the previous page, but you gotta drink it down first.

 

[annalee2003]

I totally just misread the word "masterbatching." :shock:

Yep, you definitely weren't the only one to misread that. Haha.

 

[DeeAnna]

"...Another Masterbatching Question...."

Came across this one tonight and totally went like, "Uh, yeah. Riiiggght. And my best PG-rated answer -- If it feels good, do it?"

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

"Omar Stamps in the house" and he is often told off for doing it. Naughty Omar.

 

[jules92207]

"Omar Stamps in the house" and he is often told off for doing it. Naughty Omar.

Lol - you truly are in official parent mode...

 

[commoncenz]

"Omar Stamps in the house" and he is often told off for doing it. Naughty Omar.

My mind went somewhere totally different with that. I pictured a rapper, decked out in hip-hop clothes, charging into a room, throwing his hands up in the air and yelling: "Omar Stamps in the house!"

 

[commoncenz]

I was not going to mention this one because I post in here so often that it must mean I have a VERY strange mind. Buuuut:

"who used HO safflower?"

Think about it ... :shock::shock::shock:

 

[rparrny]

Michaels soap mold: Tell Michael to keep the soap out of a wet shower...

 

[rparrny]

30% Coconut and high supper fat question

Cut the coconut to 10% and your supper will have much less fat

 

[DeeAnna]

"..."who used HO safflower?" .... Think about it..."

This ... coming from the self-proclaimed FOHO??? Oh, the irony of it all! ;-) ;-) ;-)

 

[IrishLass]

HELP please. HP sitting looking at me!!!

Easy does it there. I know you are scared, but it's going to be okay as long as it's doing nothing else right now but staring at you. That means you still have a chance of escape, but do please be careful to not make any sudden moves. You don't want to spook it and make it feel that it needs to defend itself against you or anything.

Now...very slowly back away, inch by inch, until you've reached the door. Then as quick as lightening, open it, step outside, close it behind you, then run like the wind and don't look back no matter what!

 

[TeresaT]

How should I cut this?

I like a good machete now and again.

 

[DeeAnna]

Sister making converts at her office

For the Church of Holy Cleanliness? What soap do you use if they lye to you?

 

[Misschief]

Not a thread title but, right now, there's an ad in the sidebar that says "Free Baby Samples"..... since when have they started sending out baby samples???? And why would anyone want a baby sample? What will it grow up to be? A grown up sample?

 

[DeeAnna]

bath bomb crisis

OMG ... and you're asking for help from the Soap Making Forum??? Call 911 instead!

 

[TeresaT]

Hello!

Goodbye!


Colored lather...good or bad

That sounds a little bigoted to me.