Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[IrishLass]

Cutting soap..is it too late?

Well, although cutting is a serious cry for help, it might not be too late. How much affirmation have you been giving to your soap, and how much quality time have you been spending with it?

 

[newbie]

Looking to mimic a scent of incense

Perhaps?

 

[galaxyMLP]

Reminds me of this:

 

[TwystedPryncess]

Soap Scores

Oh I wish I had time to make a cute little 3D render of what's in my mind. But alas, it's jewelry booth time.


Soaps all lined up on the sofa, throwing popcorn at each other, half blistered on too much beer, stomping and yelling and throwing things at the TV while <insert football/basketball etc. here> plays out on TV, played out by little soaps running amok.

One gets mad at another over the call of a play, the referee goes to break it up but instead of punching each other, they start throwing buckets of water everywhere.

Ok, back to arrowheads for me.

 

[TeresaT]

(Turning a blind eye to punctuation) "Soapmakers soap"- no sh**, Sherlock. What do you think they do, knit?

Actually, I do...

 

[traderbren]

Actually, I do...

Yup. Same here. Handspun, cuz knitting isn't weird enough.

 

[TeresaT]

Yup. Same here. Handspun, cuz knitting isn't weird enough.

Just bought my first spindle. Was tempted to buy a sheep, too!

 

[TwystedPryncess]

I knit, and tat, and sew and crochet and write and draw and cross stitch and make jewelry and..... And....

 

[IrishLass]

Weighed my oils wrong!

Not again! What did I tell you before about weighing into a colander? You need to use a bowl. Now c'mon! I know you can do this!

 

[reinbeau]

Oh my, IrishLass, how's your scale??

 

[TeresaT]

I knit, and tat, and sew and crochet and write and draw and cross stitch and make jewelry and..... And....

Oi! Now I know why you're a bit Twysted, Pryncess! I love crafty people.

 

[IrishLass]

Hazelnut milk trio

Aha! I knew it! Hazel's been heading up her own rock band in her spare time! Rock on, Hazel!

 

[galaxyMLP]

Whipping Beeswax

What did beeswax ever do to you? Why do you have to be so mean? Maybe YOU should "mind your own beeswax" and walk away. You don't have to get so angry you know.

 

[IrishLass]

How do you account for Avocado Puree in CP soap?

I swear officer, I really and truly don't know how it got in there! Honest! I don't even like avocados! Maybe someone else put it in there when my back was turned, I don't know, but you just gotta believe me when I say it wasn't me!

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Advantages of Coconut Milk?

It lives in the nice part of town, the parents are there for it but still money is no problem. It's good looking and intelligent, but not vain nor awkward. Will likely be Prom King, Homecoming King and all that jazz.

 

[boyago]

BBW Bringing Back 90s Scents
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She's big, she's beautiful, she's bringing back those scents from the 90's.

 

[IrishLass]

ugly birthday soap

Guaranteed to wash away all the ugliness from birthday parties gone wrong, or your money back!

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Cupcakes, how much batter for frosting?

Don't call me Cupcake..........................................

 

[IrishLass]

Cupcakes, how much batter for frosting?

Don't call me Cupcake..........................................

LOL- You beat me to it!

 

[newbie]

Sleeping with Soap- We have officially exited the age of privacy.