Medium Rare Soap
I'll take mine well done, please. Steaks? Medium rare is perfect but soap should be well done.
I'll take mine well done, please. Steaks? Medium rare is perfect but soap should be well done.
Thread titles and my very strange mind.
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Shea and Cocoa Butter Melting
So that's what the Wicked Witch of the West is made of! I always wondered.
Jelly Soaps Feel
Wow, I knew that cats have feelings, dogs have feelings.... but jelly soaps? Mind blown.
PS: what do they feel? And how do they feel about those feelings?
Beer Trouble
What, this surprises anyone? IME, with enough beer, there's always some kinda trouble.
So that's what the Wicked Witch of the West is made of! I always wondered.
Jelly Soaps Feel
Wow, I knew that cats have feelings, dogs have feelings.... but jelly soaps? Mind blown.
PS: what do they feel? And how do they feel about those feelings?
Beer Trouble
What, this surprises anyone? IME, with enough beer, there's always some kinda trouble.
Ode To Castor Oil
Oh castor oil, lovely castor oil,
How I do adoreth thee.
Without you, my lather doth mope-
Alas- no oomph springs forth from my soap!
Oh dearest, sweet, queenly castor oil-
Never be far from my side!
Oh castor oil, lovely castor oil,
How I do adoreth thee.
Without you, my lather doth mope-
Alas- no oomph springs forth from my soap!
Oh dearest, sweet, queenly castor oil-
Never be far from my side!
TennisGirl
Well-Known Member
Degree of Shrinkage During Cure
I am not sure I want to ask this, but what illness are you curing from, and exactly what is now shrinking?
PS - please don't send pics. Use your words.
I am not sure I want to ask this, but what illness are you curing from, and exactly what is now shrinking?
PS - please don't send pics. Use your words.
ResolvableOwl
Notorious Lyear
Masculine Fall Scent
We all have wished and fought for it since forever, now it's reality. Chauvinism is dead. The “weaker ***” has won. Just in time, our exclusive fragrance composition “Masculine Fall™” is on the starting blocks to celebrate this new era of humanity and equality – with all senses!
We all have wished and fought for it since forever, now it's reality. Chauvinism is dead. The “weaker ***” has won. Just in time, our exclusive fragrance composition “Masculine Fall™” is on the starting blocks to celebrate this new era of humanity and equality – with all senses!
Close -- but perhaps a bass note of cattle also?Midwest Fragrance
I dunno... Corn?
I was thinking top note of corn, mid notes of swamp and dirt, base notes of cattle. Maybe a hint of mosquito repellent.
I'm putting way too much thought into this, and I'm sorry to everyone with an excellent sense of olfactory imagination.
I'm putting way too much thought into this, and I'm sorry to everyone with an excellent sense of olfactory imagination.
Bubble Agent
Well-Known Member
Ooo, bass notes in fragrances are hard to get right, not to mention other musical notes, other than cattle, I mean.
I have always wanted a fragrance that can be heard AND smelled Mr. @Zing! I bought this one, but I was SO disappointed. When I sprayed it, it was silent. Well, other than the tiny sound of "pfttt" when the I pressed the
Let me know if you succeed, I want a bottle for mah stash!
Just know that personally I think I am leaning slightly towards not to walk around smelling and sounding like cattle, if you venture into this.
Try and make the sound last on the skin, so the notes (*cough*) don`t disspate too quickly. Perhaps @GemstonePony idea of mosquito repellent could work as an anchor to the scent.
(I don`t know if anyone noticed I threw in the "anchoring of the scent", you know, so we keep it soap related and on point! After all, this is no joking matter.)
(Brain. Brain!! Why do you keep walking into these ****y traps... It`s not like you don`t see them or anything. Next time walk away. Let those poor people be. You want to appear normal, remember?)
Why, are you trying to show up the rest of us?
ResolvableOwl
Notorious Lyear
Bubble Agent
Well-Known Member
ResolvableOwl
Notorious Lyear
12 teaspoons??
No. It is sufficient to use one teaspoon, and just repeatedly transfer mica from the jar to the batter beaker twelve times, one tsp after another.
No. It is sufficient to use one teaspoon, and just repeatedly transfer mica from the jar to the batter beaker twelve times, one tsp after another.
FO Dealer
Oh, I love back alley deals, how illegal is the FO world? Do I need a Grandfather to make the offer you can't refuse?
Oh, I love back alley deals, how illegal is the FO world? Do I need a Grandfather to make the offer you can't refuse?
ResolvableOwl
Notorious Lyear
Shining Soap
For this Halloween, I'm preparing Stephen King/Stanley Kubrick themed soaps again. Last year's Clockwork Orange was a bestseller!
For this Halloween, I'm preparing Stephen King/Stanley Kubrick themed soaps again. Last year's Clockwork Orange was a bestseller!
MellonFriend
Well-Known Member
She Makes'em, I Shoot'em
The only use you can think of for your significant other's soap, is as target practice?
The only use you can think of for your significant other's soap, is as target practice?
ResolvableOwl
Notorious Lyear
Watch face
Yes, yes, I do watch your face. For quite a while, actually.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jungle_owlet.jpg
Yes, yes, I do watch your face. For quite a while, actually.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jungle_owlet.jpg
MellonFriend
Well-Known Member
So that's what the rest of your body looks like!
ResolvableOwl
Notorious Lyear
I made the terrible mistake to dig deeper for jungle owlets:
Want to “Soap Balls”. Scent?
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