Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[Bubble Agent]

Drainpipe soap

I know drainpipes can be troublesome things. They are so delicate. Like, they clog up with leaves at a drop of a hat, they make noise under heavy rain, and you can`t even kick them without them being overly sensitive and get a dent.

Now they want their own soap too? Why, rainwater isn`t good enough for them anymore, eh? Now they want fancy soap, eh?

What`s next, the roofing, beams and paneling all wants its speshul own soap too?

I blame youtube...

 

[IrishLass]

Will Plop and Glop Equal Flop?

Hmmm.....hold on.....let me get some scratch paper and a pencil......... Nope. My calculations show me it equals Clop. Good try, though. You were pretty darn close!

 

[BattleGnome]

Will Plop and Glop Equal Flop?

Hmmm.....hold on.....let me get some scratch paper and a pencil......... Nope. My calculations show me it equals Clop. Good try, though. You were pretty darn close!

I got P+G=F

there could be a movie rating joke, like being the one to give parental guidance because of f…..

 

[user 29214]

Is it a good idea to make CP soap with an active kitten in a small apartment?

That is a strange ingredient, do you think it will contribute to silkiness in the bar? Or are you just looking for the purrrfect bar of soap?
if you do go with the plan, a small apartment might be ideal to catch the creature.

 

[MellonFriend]

Is it a good idea to make CP soap with an active kitten in a small apartment?

That is a strange ingredient, do you think it will contribute to silkiness in the bar? Or are you just looking for the purrrfect bar of soap?
if you do go with the plan, a small apartment might be ideal to catch the creature.

Maybe activated kitten has similar properties of activated charcoal.

 

[ResolvableOwl]

Hi from SEPA

Yes, the roll-out of the Single Euro Payments Area was a big thing a decade ago, when payment systems across Europe were harmonised, with the succession of all the insular solutions by the mnemophilic mess that is IBAN/BIC. @Irishteabear is the first, though, to identify with the SEPA zone as a home country.

 

[Ladka]

Is it a good idea to make CP soap with an active kitten in a small apartment?

That is a strange ingredient, do you think it will contribute to silkiness in the bar? Or are you just looking for the purrrfect bar of soap?
if you do go with the plan, a small apartment might be ideal to catch the creature.

Glendam, I love your "silkiness in the bar" and the "purrrfect bar of soap" very much!

 

[ResolvableOwl]

Soap Bark

 

[AliOop]

My soap seized again...

Yes, soap seizures are up as the border patrol has really been cracking down on cross-border soap transfers these days.

We may have to form a soap cartel to protect our interests!

 

[AliOop]

Soap Bark

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I want to see the picture you would draw for "First Stab at Body Butter"

 

[ResolvableOwl]

No pressure!

(I might edit this post, should I come up with an idea to meet your naughty humor.)

 

[ResolvableOwl]

Spoiler: Not for the faint-hearted: The SMF Body Butter Halloween Special!

ETA: Full resolution here – still not used to SMF's image downscaling practices.

 

[MellonFriend]

Wow, ResolvableOwl. Just wow.

 

[kirsten.]

I love it, owl!!

 

[AliOop]

Spoiler: Not for the faint-hearted: The SMF Body Butter Halloween Special!

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ETA: Full resolution here – still not used to SMF's image downscaling practices.

I had faith that you would not disappoint - and sure enough, you came through marvelously! Thank you

 

[ResolvableOwl]

A soap as a drug? From a local soap maker.

Yes, it's bad. Soap is highly addictive. Many who have washed their hands with soap a single (!) time, never got off this habit again for their lifetime. Particularly dangerous co-dependencies with soap-making are not unheard of.

Parents: talk to your kids about soap … before somebody else does!
Or – worst – they tumble into SMF.

 

[ResolvableOwl]

Baby soap
Dog soap

Dudes, Halloween is over Can we agree to make soap again out of things like sunflowers and coconuts, please?

 

[kirsten.]

Should I lower super fat on this and any other comment.
Yes please. I prefer low fat comments only.

 

[lianasouza]

Car fainted became cat farted in my strange mind

 

[Zing]

Oh, @ResolvableOwl , you are on a roll! I need to wash my eyeballs of the Halloween Special!