Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[TeresaT]

Need Advice

Well, since you asked:

Don't play in traffic.
Do not sass your mother.
Never put a knife in an electrical outlet.
Pee before you leave, even if you don't have to.
Do not run with the bulls in Pamplona, that's just asking for trouble.

 

[Steve85569]

Floating problem

Double flush.

 

[IrishLass]

Improve lather for M&P

[heavy sigh] Must I? Why not you for once?

 

[newbie]

Floating Problem

I advise less fiber and more meat. Then no need to double flush.

 

[DeeAnna]

Home Sweet Home swap

But why? I like living here!

 

[fatpigeon]

Naming Help

Don't they already have names? I don't know if you should be renaming your employees.

 

[amd]

Naming Help

Don't they already have names? I don't know if you should be renaming your employees.

I have found that my help respond best to any of the names here.

 

[IrishLass]

Soap for hunters

If hunters want soap, they'll need to hunt for soapers.

 

[IrishLass]

Soapy roses

C'mon everybody sing along with me !

[To the tune of Paper Roses]:

[Chorus]
Soapy roses, soapy roses
Oh how real those roses seem to me
But they're only made of lye (heavy) soap
Like your zappy, phony love for me.

 

[IrishLass]

Soapy Mash

Okay everybody, on to the next song! [to the tune of Monster Mash]


I was sitting in my bathroom late one night
When my eyes beheld a bubbly sight
For my soap from its dish began to arise
And suddenly to my surprise

Chorus:

It did the mash, it did the Soapy Mash
It did the mash, it was a bath-time smash
It was a smash, it caught on with a splash
It did the mash, it did the Soapy Mash

From my master bath in the castle west
To the scullery where dirty dishes rest
The soaps jumped off their well-draining dishes
To do a jig with grand, lathery swishes

They did the mash, they did the Soapy Mash
They did the mash, it was a bath-time smash
They were a smash, it caught on with a splash
They did the mash, it did the Soapy Mash

 

[IrishLass]

Is this bad?

If you have to ask, then it probably is.

 

[Scooter]

Is this bad?

If you have to ask, then it probably is.

Quick! Hold my beer.

 

[Steve85569]

Quick! Hold my beer.

And watch this!!!

 

[TeresaT]

And watch this!!!

Said no Mensa member ever!!

 

[earlene]

Help!

I need somebody.
Help!
Not just anybody.
Help!
....

Won't you Please,
Please, Help Me!

Help me!

Help me! Oh.

 

[Steve85569]

Earworm alert!

Help!

I need somebody.
Help!
Not just anybody.
Help!
....

Won't you Please,
Please, Help Me!

Help me!

Help me! Oh.

 

[Scooter]

Soap is greasy after one year!

Next time use lye!

 

[Scooter]

O.M.G. The stink!!!

I guess that double flush didn't work.

 

[Scooter]

Soap for men?

After all, they have to bathe sometime.

 

[Scooter]

On the hunt for....

Red October