Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[traderbren]

What to do with a mistake?

Turn it into a tree, of course!

 

[Arimara]

What to do with a mistake?

Turn it into a tree, of course!

I actually recently got into watching his show on NetFlix. Helps me go to sleep and it's just so relaxing. I'd love to try one of those paintings one day.

 

[TeresaT]

Sticky Soap

what you use after you eat sticky buns

 

[penelopejane]

I need a Chemist

You can have mine. He's getting on a bit and gets antsy if you ask the same dumb questions over and over because you didn't understand the detailed scientifically accurate reply the first time...but generally he's pretty easy to live with.

 

[Steve85569]

Soap for teeth
Okay I'll give you 3 bars of soap for them. No more...

 

[IrishLass]

'Piping newbie'........ snickered one seasoned bagpiper disparagingly to another, nodding towards the rookie piper with the leaky bag who forgot to zip his zipper.

 

[TeresaT]

Honey Salt Bar

I understand the "bar" part. But "Honey Salt"? Is that some new Alt lifestyle I need to brush up on? Kinda sounds fun actually...

 

[earlene]

Stickiness in the center of the bar

What, can't you hold your liquor? Barkeep, we need a mop over here!

 

[Misschief]

Dog Soap

What's the number for the local SPCA??? That's just unacceptable! Why would you want to make soap out of your dog, anyway???

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

10y old FO

This fo is a perfect dupe of a 10 year old. Amazing!

 

[IrishLass]

How do you melt your buckets of palm?

I just toss them onto a raging bonfire- that'll usually do the trick in getting buckets to melt right quick. But why do you specifically single out palm-containing buckets for melting down, if I may ask? Do you hate them more than buckets that contain other things?

 

[TeresaT]

Irish Spring Clone

First Scottish sheep, now Irish springs? Dang! Those scientists are good...

 

[Navaria]

Stiff Cream

Uhhhh...moving on!

 

[lenarenee]

I actually recently got into watching his show on NetFlix. Helps me go to sleep and it's just so relaxing. I'd love to try one of those paintings one day.

I took lessons from a certified Bob Ross instructor - and was very glad I did!

https://www.bobross.com/Articles.asp?ID=302

The method is called wet-on-wet painting because unlike traditional oil painting, you don't wait days for the canvas to dry before finishing the painting.

 

[Arimara]

I took lessons from a certified Bob Ross instructor - and was very glad I did!

https://www.bobross.com/Articles.asp?ID=302

The method is called wet-on-wet painting because unlike traditional oil painting, you don't wait days for the canvas to dry before finishing the painting.

Thanks. I still have to have this dream on the back burner. It's nice to know that there are so many instructors in my area.

 

[TeresaT]

Hello from MO!

Hello from Larry!
Hello from Curly!
Hello from Shemp!
Hello from Joe!

 

[IrishLass]

Divorce forces name change. Need your brain.

Not that I'm not insatiably curious to know what exactly your divorce has to do with needing my brain, but in a phrase- not mine Frankenstein! I need all the brain that I have! Go and check out the donated brains at your local brain depository, but be careful- don't make the mistake this guy did:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmDYwthZrF0[/ame]

 

[Susie]

IrishLass, I bet you are 2 hoots and a holler in real life!

 

[TeresaT]

He got Abby Normal's brain!! She's kin to me.

 

[shunt2011]

He got Abby Normal's brain!! She's kin to me.

My friends called me that in high school. Lovingly so.