your post is too funny.
have any of you tried a pit detox? while i wasn't sure i wanted to use bentonite clay in the post katie (wellness mama) has on doing a pit detox i did see buried in the comments someone suggested slathering some raw honey (it probably needs to be raw to work) on your pits, waiting 30 minutes or longer (i waited an hour) and then just wiping it off with warm water. it works! i honestly couldn't believe it but my whole level of odor is greatly reduced since doing the detox. i drink waaaay too much diet soda & i've heard soda can cause lots of odor. also, since the raw honey detox i no longer get these little dark red patches that looked like burned skin with the crystal rock deo.
also, if any of you get the irritated bumps or rash from the baking soda you can use a pH balancer spray before applying the coconut oil/baking soda paste deo to prevent it. here's the formula from
crunchy betty:
One tablespoon ACV to 1 cup distilled (or well filtered) water.
Mix that together in a small container (if you have a spray bottle, this would be absolutely awesome as a little spray). she says not to spray it on freshly shaved pits but i haven't had an issue personally. just keep it in the fridge & toss after 10-14 days.
another thing that works are
chlorophyll capsules. you will have dark green poop though & watch out for loose bowels.
i love my virgin coconut/b.s./arrowroot deo (it smells divine with equal amounts of tea tree & lavender essential oils) but i have weird pit fragrance reactions to pretty much any deo even straight milk of magnesia or arrowroot so currently use the crystal rock.
tl;dr
1. do a pit detox with raw honey to greatly reduce odor
2. if you try a coconut oil/baking soda deo use the pH balancer to prevent the red bumps & irritation
3. chlorophyll capsules also reduce odor internally but watch out for the things i mentioned