39) You sit at your computer and laugh so hard at this thread, so you get trails of what can only be defined as something hideous that escape your nose, threatening to make you look like a 5 year old kid with a bad case of the cold.
This makes you actually have to get up from the computer and go to the bathroom to blow your nose really hard, and wipe the laughing tears out of your eyes while you gasp for air, and get flashbacks of comments made in this thread. Then you look into the mirror and just have to acknowledge that you might as well remove all your makeup while you`re there, `cause your mascara is beyond saving as the tears made you look like a snot-infested - gasping for air - giggling soap-addict with a bad case of the crazy.
All this prompts a concerned question from your husband wondering "why I was crying". The look he gives you when you tell him you are just laughing at something funny about soap, should go into the "Official World Wide archives of What Things Men Don`t Get About Women".
Then you just grab the toiletroll and go to read the rest of the thread, encouraged by the fact that you did not know other soapers was just as nutty as yourself....