What type of soaper are you? (humor thread)

[galaxyMLP]

I'm a Castile maker (at least, I make alot of them but I also make all veggie and animal fat soap so maybe I'm just weird) a scenter for sure and a namer. I've got soaps called "Arabian nights, Drops of Jupiter, The Pub, Amethyst Aura, Old Glory. I loooove me some naming. I also think I'm trying into a colorist.

Also, even with Castile, I get trace in like 2 minutes! 10 minutes? Maybe SB's have just gotten better.

 

[Judiraz]

I love color and scents and was all veggie until I started hanging out on this forum....now I'm lovin' the LARD!!!!

 

[not_ally]

Rancher (subcategory lardist), colorist, scenter, and, resultingly, an expense artist. I am eventually going (distant future, guys, don't worry) to have to start trying to sell just to (a) get rid of it and (b) see if I can deduct it from my taxes.

 

[hmlove1218]

Let's see.. I'd say I'm a Veggie (but love using milks and honey!), slightly an Oil Investor (love mango butter in soap), an Additive Type, a Ten-minute Tracer, and most definitely a major Scenter and Colorist!

 

[Alprinceton]

Lardist, latherer,
I tend to binge soaping,

(like other people check the fridge for food at 2:00 o'clock in the morning. i always make sure I have a 1 lb masterbatch on hand, just incase I need to make a soap at night)

 

[xoticsoaps]

I'm an oil investing, additive type (mine are mostly liquids and powder) with a thing for naming soap! :mrgreen: Man, I've been coming across funny things online all day.

 

[Pepsi Girl]

So I read the whole page and for a month I thought I might be the Mad Scientist


But then I read the description and realized No!

But I do think I could be the Rancherand
THE TWELVE-STEP SOAPER: Sees a lot of these obsessions in herself. Agrees that there is probably a support group out there, but doesn't really want to be cured!!

 

[not_ally]

Great picture, Pepsi Girl! Very convincing

 

[Pepsi Girl]

Great picture, Pepsi Girl! Very convincing

Thanks just messing around with my sister!

 

[TeresaT]

"Pepsi Girl" a woman after my own heart. Ain't nothing better than the sound of a Pepsi being cracked open. My friends laugh because I refer to Pepsi as the "Elixer of the Gods." Love me some Pepsi!

 

[Pepsi Girl]

"Pepsi Girl" a woman after my own heart. Ain't nothing better than the sound of a Pepsi being cracked open. My friends laugh because I refer to Pepsi as the "Elixer of the Gods." Love me some Pepsi!

Precisely!! Doing the Happy Dance!

 

[biarine]

I am a butter addict and I love the feels of soap with cocoa or mango butter on it.

 

[jules92207]

I'm so a scenter, expense, 12 stepper, and everything else depending on the moon, tides and placement of Jupiter at a giving moment. Maybe there's a multiple personalities soaper?

 

[SarahFields]

I thought I'd add some more soaper archetypes to tickle your funny bone while you're stirring those soap pots.

1. The Over-Planner
   • This soaper has spreadsheets for their spreadsheets and a color-coded filing system for essential oils. But somehow, they never get around to actually making soap!
2. The Mad Scientist
   • This soaper is always pushing the boundaries, trying outlandish combinations like "garlic and lavender" or "coffee and patchouli." Their lab—err, kitchen—is a place of wonder and occasional horror.
3. The Safety Captain
   • Goggles? Check. Gloves? Check. Hazmat suit? Check. This soaper takes safety to the next level but often forgets to actually add the lye to the water.
4. The Fragrance Hoarder
   • This soaper has every fragrance oil known to humankind but can't decide which one to use. Their house smells like a blend of a bakery, a flower garden, and a spice market.
5. The Soap Philosopher
   • This soaper spends more time contemplating the deeper meaning of saponification than actually making soap. Is lye merely a catalyst, or is it the essence of transformation?
6. The Perfectionist
   • This soaper will scrap an entire batch if it has one air bubble. They've been known to use a ruler, protractor, and spirit level to ensure each bar is cut to mathematical perfection.

 

[TheGecko]

Tickled pink to have caught this as I head on on vacation.

I looked for myself in the list (and additions), but didn't find me so I'm going to add "The KISS Soaper": No fancy recipe, no fancy designs, no fancy names, no fancy packaging. I master batch, I only use two recipes (regular soap and goat milk soap) I use boxes, I make single or two-color soaps, no additives other than KO and SL, soaps are named after the FO/EO I use. The only reason why I'm not "The Boring Soaper" is that I do like my drop/chopstick swirl and sometimes, I had a little swirly pattern to the tops of my soap with a chopstick. LOL

 

[KiwiMoose]

I'm the 'Don't want too much fuss, but I want it to look pretty with lots of colours, but not if it's going to take too long, and oh dear that's not quite what I wanted it to look like but I'll roll with it' soaper.

 

[2lilboots]

So many ideas, so little time. Darn, I'm out of olive oil again.

 

[Marie_with_an_e]

I'm the 'Don't want too much fuss, but I want it to look pretty with lots of colours, but not if it's going to take too long, and oh dear that's not quite what I wanted it to look like but I'll roll with it' soaper.

This sooooo me too!!

 

[Kiti Williams]

I am the Surprise Soaper. I follow the recipe to the letter, but am always surprised at what happens at the cut. I don't have any idea just what will be the end result. Most of the time it is a good surprise.