My soapy mistake(s) actually happened a few weeks ago:
I am moving soon and the movers will not pack any of my oils that have been opened. So I thought I'd just make as much soap as possible and take it with me rather than throw away the oils. I also didn't want to waste the lye water master batch I have mixed up. But - I was heading off for a two week work/house-hunting trip in my new location the very next day. No problem, I'm thinking. It will be half-way cured by the time I get back.
First mistake: I over-estimated how much liquid oils I had so I'm running new recipes through the
lye calculator using more hard oils than I had planned (cocoa butter, shea butter, kokum butter - none of which I have very much of on their own - I'm getting ready to move and down to scraps of everything.) I decide on a two color soap - deep blue swirled into a creamy white base. I'm ready to go. I'm going to move without throwing away any of my supplies - yay!
Second mistake: while the recipe looked pretty good on paper I had never made a soap with that much hard butters and was unprepared for the acceleration once I started to SB. Oh my goodness - the batter was like pudding in seconds. I know that I'm probably dealing with a false trace, and I just keep blending as much as I can. When I think my SB is going to die - I start pouring - or plopping really! I just got the two colors in as soon as I could and when I tried to swirl with a chopstick I notice hardened white bits all over the place. Uh-oh. I'm seriously worried that the soap isn't emulsified and it's going to have lye pockets or something. But I have to leave for the airport tomorrow!
Third mistake: I totally forgot that I needed to have time to unmold and cut!! Seriously, how could I be so stupid! This move has my brain fried. So I got up super early, and the soap seems pretty hard after only 8 hours, and since I don't have much choice I decide to unmold and cut. While cutting it I notice there are solid bits all througout the soap, and areas that are kind of translucent and I'm sure that it's going to ooze all over while I'm gone. So I spread everything out in a bin and have to leave for the airport. I'm pretty sure that the batch is lost and I might as well have thrown everything out from the get go.
Two weeks later - I come home and the bars don't look too bad. But those translucent areas have me so worried. I can't find my pH strips anywhere, and I have never had the nerve to do the zap test. I decide that to be safe, I will rebatch the soap and see if I can at least get something safe and usable.
It was so soft and easy to cut and it melted down pretty easy. The dark blue and creamy white turned into a grayish blue colored batter. It didn't look very pretty in the mold.
I unmolded and cut the loaf a week ago. I just tested a bar, I got a creamy lather with some bubbles and feels great on the skin. I think the batch is saved! I think I will make this recipe as a HP soap from the get go next time. Scent with clean cotton or something like that - the rustic bars look just like faded denim jeans.
Sorry this was so long - but I made lots of mistakes with this soap and I learned a few important lessons. Don't get in a hurry and don't soap the night before a trip lol. I am lucky it turned out well, and I think that the look of the final bars is even prettier than the original swirl I had planned.
I do not sell my soap - this is just for me, and what I give away to family and friends. But I still hate the idea of a batch being ruined, so I consider myself super lucky this time.