Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[PieBorg]

Curing rack ideas...

The bad news is that the cure for your rack may involve shelling out your life savings on some very unpleasant treatments. You may have to lop off one whole side, but the good news is they make very realistic replacement racks, and your husband will still love you after your rack is cured, although he may suggest that you go for a bigger rack if you're getting a replacement anyway.

 

[Jersey Girl]

The Importance of a Sniffy Spot...
Sniffy spots are very important...it’s how we identify each other...
~The Dog~

 

[Babyshoes]

"Mashed potatoes or Vaseline?"

Out of context, that takes my mind to some veeeery strange places....

Anyone else?

 

[Misschief]

"Mashed potatoes or Vaseline?"

Out of context, that takes my mind to some veeeery strange places....

Anyone else?

Where?

 

[GemstonePony]

"Laundry Detergent Consumption"

Please, don't eat laundry detergent! Any of it, of any type! I thought we all learned that was demonstrably bad with the Tide Pod Challenge like, 2?.. years ago? Anyways, laundry detergent. It's bad for human consumption.

 

[Tara_H]

Ok this isn't a title but I figured it would fit with the mood of this thread... I was in a shop when Gimme Hope Jo'anna came on the radio... For the rest of the day I was singing, Gimme soap DeeAnna...

 

[IrishLass]

Coffee soap...strange things happening

Gah!!! How many times have we been through this? You're supposed to bathe with it, not consume it, you ninny!

 

[Misschief]

Honey turned my soap this colour!!!

Take the crayons away from your honey! NOW! And tell her/him to leave your soap alone, thank you very much!

 

[Catscankim]

Weight Before or After Shrinkage

How cold was the water? How does one go about weighing it?

 

[Tara_H]

how old.. is too old for oils?

Oh honey, you're never too old for oils!

 

[Catscankim]

What to Do: Used Lemon EO in CP Soap - Is This Causing the Sweat?

Go for brand new Lemon EO...

 

[ResolvableOwl]

What is the hardest soap you have ever made?

Oof. Always the one I'm planning to do next, I guess? You will grow with your tasks.

 

[GemstonePony]

What is the hardest soap you have ever made?

Oof. Always the one I'm planning to do next, I guess? You will grow with your tasks.

I was trying to figure out which of my absurdly ambitious design/recipe mismatches was most challenging to deal with when I clicked the thread, was a smidge disappointed to find it was about longevity/hardness instead of difficulty.
Edited for clarity

 

[earlene]

Cold Process soap sweating

Well, stop stressing it so much, dude! CP soap likes a laid back lifestyle; it prefers to sit around all day doing nothing; taking in the cool breeze; listening to tunes; napping whenever the mood strikes. So just stop putting so much pressure on it and stressing it out. You're just not being very fair.

 

[Daisy]

https://www.soapmakingforum.com/threads/hatching-a-new-batch.84029/unread
What takes longer to hatch: Chicks or a new batch of soap?

 

[Bari b]

I think I got a crap scale......

They market scales for poop? What in the world?...and who would want to weigh crap anyway? ...and how are you going to get it on the scale? Hmmmm

 

[Daisy]

palm kernel oil versus palm oil

There will be a match between Palm Kernel Oil and Palm Oil on July 31st 2021 at the Wrigley Stadium Chicago. Tickets are available @Soapmakingforum.com

 

[FragranceGuy]

Sometimes I see a title of a thread and my mind comes up with some silly ideas before I have even clicked through. Two examples:

Name for lotion: My mind started listing old-man names. I settled on Larry as the best name for a lotion.

Cutting soap: I was imagining soap that was very sarcastic and would say little mean comments to people.

I tend to steer clear of these threads until more sensible answers have been given

Do you think a lotion called “Barbarian” would sell? “Your skin smells great! What kind of lotion is that?” “Its called Barbarian”

 

[AliOop]

Climb On hard salve recipe?

Sorry, no matter how hard you make your salve recipe, it won't be hard enough to climb on, especially during warmer days.

Besides, just think of the grease you would track into the house! No thanks.

 

[ResolvableOwl]

Breaking out like crazy

I'm living on Hawaii, the Kilauea lava lake has again cranked up, and spits out ludicrous amounts of red-hot lava all day. Authorities are preparing evacuations, once again. You MUST SEE this footage of that notoriously ill-humoured volcano!