Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

A more pleasant shade than blue!

Another recent one has got a soaping version of a power ballad stuck in my head.

"Is this DOS, that I'm feeling? Is this the DOS, I've been searching for?"

 

[Sagebrush]

I do the same thing when looking at thread titles...my mind generates odd responses that, thankfully, I'm usually not drinking enough coffee to post

Example: "More pumpkin pie"
What I'm thinking: "um...yes, please!" or "I never got the first piece!!"

 

[IrishLass]

"How To Make Lotion Scent Last For 8 Hours?

My son just now saw the thread title and without missing a beat he responded: "What? Eight hours??? Who on earth would want to do that?? Do they need to add plutonium to it or something? That's just not natural!" lol


IrishLass

 

[neeners]

"Do you do both?..." :wtf: <-- me trying not to say something that will get be thrown out of this forum.....

 

[jules92207]

"Do certain shapes and sizes sell better or feel better to others" - I keep imagining a shopper in an adult novelty store.

 

[IrishLass]

"How long can you keep fragrance"- Forever!!! No one can pry them from my hand! Never!!! Muahahah!

IrishLass

 

[Relle]

What do you rest your unmolded soap on

A Pillow .

 

[IrishLass]

"Oh honey! soap" .........that's the nicest thing you've ever given me! Come here and let me give you a big hug. I'll love you forever!


IrishLass

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

Seized soap - the FDA saw the claims I was making, raided my house and seized all of my soap!

 

[CanaDawn]

I think it would be highly amusing if we all got on and answered according to TEG's rules- first thing that comes to your mind. It would make for excellent reading, if not very helpful to the OP.

I'd never be seen again! This thread is awesome....don't now how I missed it til now!

 

[CanaDawn]

Seized soap - the FDA saw the claims I was making, raided my house and seized all of my soap!

lol, exactly what I thought!

Although now I can't get the image of a 40's gangster with a bright yellow striped zoot suit and flawless alabaster skin out of my head...

Lemongrass Larry. (odd that his suit isn't green...I wonder if he's got mauve....nevermind) A slippery character.

 

[IrishLass]

"Squash GM soap"........ yes, that's right- squash it good and flat no matter where you might find it. Whether in the hills or valleys, or even your own neighborhood- GM soap must be squashed!

IrishLass

 

[IrishLass]

"Taking on an employee"..........................Has anyone ever done it? If so, so did you go about it? And how much trouble did you get into for it? I ask because one of my employees is really getting on my nerves, and boy oh boy, let me tell you- I would really love to take him on and give him what for!




IrishLass

 

[katsntx]

"The Best Exposure?"

Why, INDECENT, of course!

My second thought... F2.8 at 125 sec

 

[CanaDawn]

"The Best Exposure?"

Why, INDECENT, of course!

My second thought... F2.8 at 125 sec

And by combining the two thoughts....suddenly it's marketable!

 

[Ruthie]

And by combining the two thoughts....suddenly it's marketable!

Could make a lot more money than soaping brings in..... Just sayin'.

 

[katsntx]

"Aged Soap Weeping"...

You would weep too if you were getting old!

 

[boyago]

Cursed ash!

 

[CanaDawn]

"Master Lye Gremlin Habitat" ding ding ding, we have a winner! CaraBou just conjured this very interesting mental image of a rather basic grotto (*cough*)

 

[newbie]

Question about separation- don't ask. It almost always leads to divorce.