How to add herbs?
Well, first of all, for best results, wait for a full moon on a cloudless night, because it's always best to add them in the light of a full moon. Second, make sure you're in a happy mood because herbs don't like grumpiness. It makes them bitter and acrid, which will make all your herby hopes go up in smoke. Oh- and speaking of smoke, if you happen to be a smoker, go for a whole week without smoking before you plan on adding them or they won't cooperate with you. They're kinda stubborn and obstinate that way. If you're not a smoker, great, but don't think that leaves you off the hook. You still have to be able to hum a happy tune while rubbing your stomach with one hand and patting your head with the other at the same time, whilst also at the same time performing the Cossack dance with your feet. Ugh! They are so demanding! That's why I leave them out of my soap. I just can't seem to get the Cossack thing down no matter how hard I try.
-the work ethic of this new generation of soap is not at all good. Tell it you'll kick it out if it doesn't start working and chipping in for the rent. It's the only way.
