Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[user 29214]

Looking for Oatmeal, Milk & Honey
The oatmeal should be in cereal aisle, the milk in the dairy section, and the honey perhaps in the baking aisle, sounds like you are preparing a sweet breakfast!

 

[MellonFriend]

mice eating soap while curing​

Mice-eating soap!?! Well at least the soap is only eating the mice while its curing.

 

[Misschief]

mice eating soap while curing​

Mice-eating soap!?! Well at least the soap is only eating the mice while its curing.

I KNEW this thread title would show up here!

 

[MellonFriend]

I KNEW this thread title would show up here!

I did too, so I posted as fast as I could. We're all way too witty to let a title like that slide.

 

[AliOop]

mice eating soap while curing​

Mice-eating soap!?! Well at least the soap is only eating the mice while its curing.

Hopefully no one is selling this soap? If they are, they had better note that the soap is (literally) not vegan, but rather, carnivorous.

 

[MellonFriend]

Maybe it can be marketed as an adequate means of pest control.

 

[Misschief]

Maybe it can be marketed as an adequate means of pest control.

Only if it actually works as pest control. If it works, great. If not, you'll end up with mice that have very clean digestive systems.

 

[AliOop]

Uh oh! Oily applesauce texture

Fascinating! How do you make your applesauce oily? and what type of texture does that create?

 

[user 29214]

Single-Use Soaps
I agree, though married people would also greatly benefit from using soaps.

 

[MellonFriend]

Any suggestions for a new wagon?​

Here is a really great article to help you make your decision.

One would have thought that I would have the opportunity to make Oregon trail jokes only once on this thread.

 

[AliOop]

Trouble shooting and improving goat milk soap recipe​

Seems to me that once you shoot it, improving your recipe will become infinitely more difficult. After all, most things are worse after shooting, not better, eh?

 

[AliOop]

Dying soap

That is so very sad! All of my soaps are like children to me, so I'd be devastated to hear that one of them is dying.

Hopefully it's not too insensitive to ask how long has your soap been alive, and, um, how you brought it to life? I've tried and tried but no success yet getting my soap to be alive. Nope, it just sits there being not alive.

 

[IrishLass]

Golf ball mold

Gee, you must be horrible at golf. How many times did you hit the ball in the water before it started to grow mold?

 

[AliOop]

What increases "longevity"?

Come on, we all know this stuff... eating right, exercising, limiting toxins, not joining a violent street gang, blah blah blah

 

[dmcgee5034]

Happy Shampoo Experiment

This is a 100% government funded project. Our Experiments attempt to make your melancholy Shampoo happy - Dad jokes, Rom-Coms, cuddles, long walks on the beach, warm chocolate chip cookies - you name it, we will try it. Happy shampoo = happy hair, right?

 

[MomInWA]

Stop, stop! You're killing me!!

 

[Shelley D]

Stop, stop! You're killing me!!

This thread is the best for comedic therapy!

 

[AliOop]

Bar size consistency

I'm so confused... why would you want to bar anyone from using consistent sizes (of whatever)?

Oh wait, maybe I misunderstood. Are you advocating that all pubs, bars, and the like should be of a consistent size? But why??

 

[ackosel]

Nail oil with water? How does this possibly work?

It doesn't work. You can't nail oil with water, or anything else for that matter. The oil will not stay nailed.

 

[Maple_Street_Bath]

Soap Wire Cutter

First I make the soap... and then I cut the wire with it. I always wondered how to get a clean cut.