Duct tape is like the Force - it has a dark side and a light side, and holds the universe together!
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Duct tape is like the Force - it has a dark side and a light side, and holds the universe together!
Insects eating my soap?
Nah....I think that was actually Grandpa. He wandered out of bed last night incoherently muttering something about wanting to take a nip of the old bubbly, and came back later strangely frothing at the mouth and smelling like black raspberry vanilla.
Nah....I think that was actually Grandpa. He wandered out of bed last night incoherently muttering something about wanting to take a nip of the old bubbly, and came back later strangely frothing at the mouth and smelling like black raspberry vanilla.
oh no the zaps
Is that anything like the feels? Or is it more like the heebeejeebees or the willies?
Is that anything like the feels? Or is it more like the heebeejeebees or the willies?
Trying to find a scent...
Don't blame me!
I think it was the dog...
Don't blame me!
I think it was the dog...
Ginger tests
I failed those miserably. I'm more of a Mary Anne.
I failed those miserably. I'm more of a Mary Anne.
Is yellow soap normal?
Hmmmm....not anymore than yellow snow is normal, I reckon.
Hmmmm....not anymore than yellow snow is normal, I reckon.
Cows milk soap first time.
Well....I suppose cows milking something was bound to happen sooner or later. I just never imagined it would be soap.
Well....I suppose cows milking something was bound to happen sooner or later. I just never imagined it would be soap.
Totally not soap related, sort of..
, giggled the Dove Beauty Bar blushingly to the flirtatious Dr. Squatch bar.
, giggled the Dove Beauty Bar blushingly to the flirtatious Dr. Squatch bar.
What if I don't cover my soap batches?
Gasp!Not cover your soap's nakedness?! For shame! Bad, bad, naughty soaper! The soap indecency police will be all over you like a chicken on a junebug quicker than you can say, 'Bob's your uncle!', and put your stickblender on lockdown for 3 months as punishment, that's what!
Gasp!
Not cover your soap's nakedness?! For shame! Bad, bad, naughty soaper! The soap indecency police will be all over you like a chicken on a junebug quicker than you can say, 'Bob's your uncle!', and put your stickblender on lockdown for 3 months as punishment, that's what!
Need Guidance for a Extra hard soap.
You can offer to pay for counseling to address the underlying issues, but some soaps just don't learn until they hit bottom and do hard time. Bottom line, they have to want to change. I mean, like the old saying goes, you can lead a soap to water....
Best wishes to get it all sorted, mate.
You can offer to pay for counseling to address the underlying issues, but some soaps just don't learn until they hit bottom and do hard time. Bottom line, they have to want to change. I mean, like the old saying goes, you can lead a soap to water....
Best wishes to get it all sorted, mate.
What if I don't cover my soap batches?
Gasp!
... also, it is really not nice to call your soap names like that. Just because you are in a position of authority over them doesn't give you the right to call them "my batches." Would you want them calling you their "pimp"? Yeah, no.
trouble bringing it home....
Are some people are so desperate for drama in their lives that they actually look for ways to bring trouble home?
Are some people are so desperate for drama in their lives that they actually look for ways to bring trouble home?
LilianNoir
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Need Guidance for a Extra hard soap.
Do you really though? You know what to....
...nevermind. 
(There's also a that's what she said joke in there. Too much?)
Do you really though? You know what to....
...nevermind.
(There's also a that's what she said joke in there. Too much?)
Concave bottoms
What folks end up with when they spend 3 months living as a couch potato.
What folks end up with when they spend 3 months living as a couch potato.
LOL. You got to this one before I could! Was going to say mine’s becoming more concave the older I get.
High butter soap + ash
What you find when your butter soap smokes dope and does not clean up after itself.
What you find when your butter soap smokes dope and does not clean up after itself.
Crumbling when cut
Wow, that's bizarre. Everyone else I know bleeds when cut.
So, let's say you cut your finger. Exactly how much crumbles off? Does it eventually grow back?
Wow, that's bizarre. Everyone else I know bleeds when cut.
So, let's say you cut your finger. Exactly how much crumbles off? Does it eventually grow back?
so I got crude palm oil...
I much prefer the sophisticated palm oil, personally. Crude palm oil is just so........ crude!
I much prefer the sophisticated palm oil, personally. Crude palm oil is just so........ crude!
