Thread titles and my very strange mind.

[Kamahido]

"Shampoo Bar Gone Bad"

Perhaps it is just misunderstood?

 

[IrishLass]

Ran out of OO

Well, shot! I guess that means we'll have to settle for reading boks from now on.... and hanging our coats and hats on hoks..... and pulling ourselves up by our botstraps...... and sitting around giving each other strange loks.

Star wars won't be the same, that's for sure- "I suggest a new strategy R2- let the Wokie win". (Heavy sigh) Por Chewbacca. And Gandalf of Lord of the Rings fares no better when he is limited to berating Pippin with, "Fol of a Tok!". I don't know about you, but the rebuke doesn't carry quite the same amount of sting as the original.

I have to be honest- this shortage has put me in quite a foul mod and has filled me with glom. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my rom broding. I would appreciate it if you would please knock before opening the dor.

 

[jewels621]

Ran out of OO

Well, shot! I guess that means we'll have to settle for reading boks from now on.... and hanging our coats and hats on hoks..... and pulling ourselves up by our botstraps...... and sitting around giving each other strange loks.

Star wars won't be the same, that's for sure- "I suggest a new strategy R2- let the Wokie win". (Heavy sigh) Por Chewbacca. And Gandalf of Lord of the Rings fares no better when he is limited to berating Pippin with, "Fol of a Tok!". I don't know about you, but the rebuke doesn't carry quite the same amount of sting as the original.

I have to be honest- this shortage has put me in quite a foul mod and has filled me with glom. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my rom broding. I would appreciate it if you would please knock before opening the dor.

Oh, IrishLass! I gotta say....I've had two martinis (as Friday night is ALWAYS martini night), and you may have just made me pee my pants a little! Love it!

 

[IrishLass]

Silicone molds from wish?

Well...... wishin' is one way, I suppose, but I think you'll have much better luck from money.

 

[MySoapyHeart]

Cheater Soap

How COULD you!? You thought you`d get a clean getaway, didn`t you!? After all this time we had together, you cheat on me? Have you no shame?
What if I got sick from your cheeting, and caught DOS! Did you ever consider that, huh?

What was it - Wasn`t my personality bubbly enough for you? Wasn`t my suds firm enough for you anymore? Why did you have to make our lives into a soapopera, and drag everything into the dirt.

I wash my hands of you, you dirty, dirty lyer. I hope you end up behind metal bars and go rancid all over...

 

[IrishLass]

More or less Oils

...oh, and lye and water, too. Yep- that's what soap is made of.

 

[IrishLass]

How much slsa in a bath bomb

Well....I reckon it depends. Are you using mild, medium, hot, or 'excuse me, your forehead's on fire' burning hot? What? Oh wait- that says slsa, not salsa! Doh, silly me! Ha ha ha. Now where did my glasses go off to?

 

[earlene]

How much slsa in a bath bomb

Well....I reckon it depends. Are you using mild, medium, hot, or 'excuse me, your forehead's on fire' burning hot? What? Oh wait- that says slsa, not salsa! Doh, silly me! Ha ha ha. Now where did my glasses go off to?

I envisioned Salsa Dancing in a very large tub.


[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcBGAlg_dwA[/ame]

 

[MySoapyHeart]

Curing Shelves

Uhm....
Not to be a buzzkill or anything, but you aren`t really supposed to be curing the shelves, just the soaps.

 

[IrishLass]

Making molds

Why go to all that trouble of making them when you can just let your food sit out for a few weeks and wait for them to show up on their own?

 

[The Efficacious Gentleman]

"Face Palm"

You take some palm oil, and you just smear it on there! So my skin is radiant and clear.

 

[IrishLass]

Can I add slsa to mp soap?

How spicy is the salsa? Ack- dang, nevermind. Silly me. Oh for the lack of an 'a'.

 

[Skatergirl46]

Here I am over here all relieved that I’m not the only one with a strange mind!

 

[penelopejane]

Know any last minute quick Oktobfest recipes?

Recipe for disaster - drink too much.

 

[jewels621]

Please Name My Coconut Oil?

Um.......Bob?

 

[IrishLass]

Candle making troubles

Don't let that punk candle get you all lit up. You need to show it who's boss. Punch its light out if you have to, but snuff out its fiery barbs in the wick before it gets out of hand and burns your hide.

 

[amd]

So, what does superfat look like?

Me after Christmas...

 

[earlene]

Stuffed Grape Leaves (Cigars)

You don't have to do that anymore! They let you bring $100 worth of tobacco products back into the US from Cuba now. Besides, who really believed those were really just your carry-on meal?

 

[IrishLass]

My soap is drying
Good...the longer the better. Carry on, young grasshopper.

I didn't superfat
Don't get cocky, kid!

 

[Lin19687]

stop it, you are killing me !