LOL, Perfect solution!! I love the colors. It is WowLet me help you. You are clearly conflicted about this soap. It is causing you distress. Please, for your own sake, pack it up into a box immediately and send it to me. I will happily safeguard it for you until you are ready to deal with its beauty. OR, I will happily dispose of it for you so don't have to deal with it all.
Just the lengths to which I will go to help a fellow soaper. You're welcome.