JustBeachy
Well-Known Member
Ok Alice, here's my prescription.
Take 204.627 grams of tallow, rendered from a 3 year old New Zealand hairless rodent.
Add in 3 well aged eye-of-newt
1 cup of dirt, any dirt will do here, we're just trying to create a good looking mud pie.
Now mix this all together and add in a solution of vinegar and baking soda. We don't want this to actually do anything. It just looks cool when it froths up.
Cook this mixture at wildly varying temperatures for 6 days. On the seventh day, when it's finished, don't even take the mixture out of the pot. Just find a big, deep hole, and bury the batter, pot and all. It won't do a thing for your friends condition, but that's sorta the point.
No one in their right mind should be giving medical advice on a forum about making soap.
Now, I'm not saying you have to agree with Carolyn, or anyone else on here for that matter. Different opinions and open discussion is a great thing, but snide remarks towards someone because you don't like their answer, is about as helpful as the recipe I just gave you. If you don't like the answer or disagree with the advice, it's really easy to just bypass it. Or just a post of , "thanks for all the advice, but I'm going to search for a different solution".
*Disclaimer* The above recipe is not a cure for any known medical condition. It will, however, help in the disposal of that ugly rusted out old pot you've been trying to get rid of. If while making this concoction you experience: dizziness, headaches, fits of uncontrollable flatulence, unwarranted fear of kittens, the urge to skydive, new appendages growing from your torso, or any loss of hair, please seek medical help immediately. Or at least before the end of next year.
Take 204.627 grams of tallow, rendered from a 3 year old New Zealand hairless rodent.
Add in 3 well aged eye-of-newt
1 cup of dirt, any dirt will do here, we're just trying to create a good looking mud pie.
Now mix this all together and add in a solution of vinegar and baking soda. We don't want this to actually do anything. It just looks cool when it froths up.
Cook this mixture at wildly varying temperatures for 6 days. On the seventh day, when it's finished, don't even take the mixture out of the pot. Just find a big, deep hole, and bury the batter, pot and all. It won't do a thing for your friends condition, but that's sorta the point.
No one in their right mind should be giving medical advice on a forum about making soap.
Now, I'm not saying you have to agree with Carolyn, or anyone else on here for that matter. Different opinions and open discussion is a great thing, but snide remarks towards someone because you don't like their answer, is about as helpful as the recipe I just gave you. If you don't like the answer or disagree with the advice, it's really easy to just bypass it. Or just a post of , "thanks for all the advice, but I'm going to search for a different solution".
*Disclaimer* The above recipe is not a cure for any known medical condition. It will, however, help in the disposal of that ugly rusted out old pot you've been trying to get rid of. If while making this concoction you experience: dizziness, headaches, fits of uncontrollable flatulence, unwarranted fear of kittens, the urge to skydive, new appendages growing from your torso, or any loss of hair, please seek medical help immediately. Or at least before the end of next year.