A need for levity

[IrishLass]

Our local supermarket has obviously given up on the idea of toilet paper. This morning the toilet paper shelves were stocked with bottles of mineral water! Seriously.

Maybe it's their way of suggesting you use it as a bidet?

 

[penelopejane]

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

 

[Misschief]

From one of our Canadian "treasures", Ron James.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1262107040662241

(tried to embed the video but that didn't work)

 

[Relle]

Just remember - Know matter how much chocolate you eat - your earrings will still fit .

 

[dibbles]

 

[Kiti Williams]

Why are Dentists always so sad?



They are always looking Down in the Mouth!

What time do you see the Dentist?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)!

What do you get when you cross a Cantaloupe with Lassie's pup?

You get a Mellon Collie baby

 

[Misschief]

Here's a fun one. There are 73 cocktails in this picture.

A few to get you started (and, no, I haven't found them all):
1. Grasshopper
2. Mudslide
3. Fuzzy Navel

 

[penelopejane]

Here's a fun one. There are 73 cocktails in this picture.
View attachment 45190

A few to get you started (and, no, I haven't found them all):
1. Grasshopper
2. Mudslide
3. Fuzzy Navel

Gee I only know 3 cocktails at the most!
(none of which you mentioned!)

 

[atiz]

 

[Arimara]

Just remember - Know matter how much chocolate you eat - your earrings will still fit .

You reminded me I could use a scale. I want to make sure I'm not gaining or losing weight.

Here's a fun one. There are 73 cocktails in this picture.
View attachment 45190

A few to get you started (and, no, I haven't found them all):
1. Grasshopper
2. Mudslide
3. Fuzzy Navel
4. Lemon Drop
5. Hurricane

My Answers are blue. Is there a Banshee cocktail?

 

[Misschief]

My Answers are blue. Is there a Banshee cocktail?

Apparently there is, yes.

 

[DKing]

Im seeing a few so far. Lemon Drop, Buccaneer, highball, Zombie, Mudslide, Snakebite, Greyhound, Screaming Banshee, Godfather, Sidecar, Bamboo

 

[Arimara]

There's a screaming orgasm in there too, I think. I don't drink all these things to know.

 

[dibbles]

Scorpion, Screwdriver, Blue Hawaii, Hurricane and maybe Moscow Mule?

 

[Kiti Williams]

Here's a fun one. There are 73 cocktails in this picture.
View attachment 45190

A few to get you started (and, no, I haven't found them all):
1. Grasshopper
2. Mudslide
3. Fuzzy Navel

Tahitian Sunset/Sunrise
A Side Car - additional booze for the drink
White Widow

 

[Misschief]

There's a screaming orgasm in there too, I think. I don't drink all these things to know.

There's also a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall. No, I didn't know that; my husband asked if there was one. He used to be a bartender and it was, apparently, a popular drink in some circles. I've never had one (the drink, I mean).

 

[Arimara]

There's also a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall. No, I didn't know that; my husband asked if there was one. He used to be a bartender and it was, apparently, a popular drink in some circles. I've never had one (the drink, I mean).

I can't exactly drink anymore. I could but alcohol + brain damage does not mix well.

 

[BattleGnome]

No one mentioned grasshopper, green fairy (that I thought was just absinthe), Shirley temple, purple haze,Arnold Palmer, kamikaze

 

[Misschief]

Lemon Drop
Harvey Wallbanger

 

[lsg]