A need for levity

[IrishLass]

So far I have 16.

 

[Relle]

 

[penelopejane]

 

[Kiti Williams]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired!

When does a joke become a "Dad" joke?

When it becomes a parent.

 

[lsg]

 

[Saffron]

He mentions Soap!

 

[Kiti Williams]

There are 28, or more Common Phrases in this picture. I will post my answers tomorrow.

Here are the ones I found for this picture.

1. Heart on his sleeve,
2. Ace up his sleeve,
3. holding his cards close to his chest,
4. all of your eggs on one basket,
5. walking on eggshells,
6. time flies,
7. red herring,
8. big cheese,
9. on a silver platter,
10. ear worm,
11. stiff upper lip,
12. tied himself into a knot,
13. spill the beans or tea?
14. kick the bucket,
15. born with a silver spoon,
16. rags to riches,
17. Hit the nail on the head
18. bald as a coot,
19. cold feet,
20. pull your socks up,
21. no omelet without breaking an egg,
22. hard nut to crack,
23. in a nutshell,
24. cat got his tongue,
25. knock your socks off,
26. cherry on top,
27. Cat by the tail
28. piece of cake

 

[Relle]

 

[penelopejane]

Here are the ones I found for this picture.

1. Heart on his sleeve,
2. Ace up his sleeve,
3. holding his cards close to his chest,
4. all of your eggs on one basket,
5. walking on eggshells,
6. time flies,
7. red herring,
8. big cheese,
9. on a silver platter,
10. ear worm,
11. stiff upper lip,
12. tied himself into a knot,
13. spill the beans or tea?
14. kick the bucket,
15. born with a silver spoon,
16. rags to riches,
17. Hit the nail on the head
18. bald as a coot,
19. cold feet,
20. pull your socks up,
21. no omelet without breaking an egg,
22. hard nut to crack,
23. in a nutshell,
24. cat got his tongue,
25. knock your socks off,
26. cherry on top,
27. Cat by the tail
28. piece of cake

Scared of his own shadow?

 

[lsg]

 

[Kari Howie]

 

[Arimara]

Here are the ones I found for this picture.

1. Heart on his sleeve,
2. Ace up his sleeve,
3. holding his cards close to his chest,
4. all of your eggs on one basket,
5. walking on eggshells,
6. time flies,
7. red herring,
8. big cheese,
9. on a silver platter,
10. ear worm,
11. stiff upper lip,
12. tied himself into a knot,
13. spill the beans or tea?
14. kick the bucket,
15. born with a silver spoon,
16. rags to riches,
17. Hit the nail on the head
18. bald as a coot,
19. cold feet,
20. pull your socks up,
21. no omelet without breaking an egg,
22. hard nut to crack,
23. in a nutshell,
24. cat got his tongue,
25. knock your socks off,
26. cherry on top,
27. Cat by the tail
28. piece of cake

I was totally not going to try. This was posted in a FB group as a type of exercise but I can't recall these sayings.
.

 

[Saffron]

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Need one of those for my DS

 

[Kiti Williams]

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Good one! I also thought of "Well heeled".

I was totally not going to try. This was posted in a FB group as a type of exercise but I can't recall these sayings.
.

Most of these are used in the USA. Being Born with a silver spoon in your mouth indicates A rich or wealthy parentage. Holding your cards close to your chest implies that you don't show everything you intend. This is a gambling phrase.

 

[Arimara]

Most of these are used in the USA. Being Born with a silver spoon in your mouth indicates A rich or wealthy parentage. Holding your cards close to your chest implies that you don't show everything you intend. This is a gambling phrase.

I'm American. I have heard the phrases before but I can't connect pictures to them.

 

[penelopejane]

Some of you might not find this funny:

But everyone will connect with this:

 

[Steve85569]

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And I thought it was soap....
Must be getting bored.

I wonder if I can make Lego soap bars?.....

 

[penelopejane]

 

[Arimara]

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That would honestly sell out too fast to bother...

 

[penelopejane]

Our local supermarket has obviously given up on the idea of toilet paper. This morning the toilet paper shelves were stocked with bottles of mineral water! Seriously.