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What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A Stick!
A Stick!
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How about this for your amusement....
SPELL CHECKER
Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew !
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Douglas.
What's orange and goes up and down? A carrot in a lift.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
SPELL CHECKER
Eye halve a spelling checker;
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write;
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long.
And eye can put the error rite;
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it;
I am shore your pleased two no,
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
My spell checker tolled me sew !
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head? Douglas.
What's orange and goes up and down? A carrot in a lift.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
atiz
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Sorry Scotland, but I thought this was hilarious.... 
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
De-calf-inated!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
De-calf-inated!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
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What did the Momma buffalo say to her young one who was leaving home?
Bi son
Bi son
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What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
Lean Beef!
If Mummys could eat, what breakfast cereal would they like?
Shrouded Wheat!
Lean Beef!
If Mummys could eat, what breakfast cereal would they like?
Shrouded Wheat!
atiz
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Online teaching....
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I hate to ruin a joke but I can't read this. I tried reading it out loud, which is hard for me and I still don't understand what this says. Can someone please tell me what this says
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it’s making fun of how many words in the English language sound the same but have different meanings. It adds a layer of “the computer doesn’t know what you’re saying, just if it’s wrong”
the first stanza:
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plainly marks for me to review
Mistakes I cannot see
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Last year February, I would have been able to understand this but as it stands now, apparently I literally can't read jokes like this. I think I'll email my speech therapist on it. Thanks for explaining a bit of it.
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penelopejane
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Very funny video about a dog in isolation.
Language warning but it is funny.
penelopejane
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Sorry, I started to write them down but realised that would annoy some people. I have found 14.
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We can all do 2, how is that?
