You know you're a soapmaker when....

[Zany_in_CO]

You know you're a soap making when you envy someone's 3 foot long soap dish and wonder where you can get 2 of them!!!

That comment really cracked me up!

 

[lenarenee]

That comment really cracked me up! View attachment 27020

I'm glad I entertained you!!

But I'm serious....I want...NEED 2 of them!

 

[earlene]

... you photograph the swirls in your breakfast as it cooks in the frying pan!

 

[amd]

The police do a knock and talk, questioning all the packages with "hazmat" labels on them.

When I was moving last June, I was pulled over with 30+ lbs of sodium hydroxide. Fortunately I had several business cards, and actual soaps on hand to prove that I wasn't supplying a meth lab. Unfortunately I couldn't get him to take any soap because that might have been "accepting a bribe" and I did still get a speeding ticket.

You might be a soapmaker if your husband refuses to take you shopping because you're always asking "can I buy this to make soap with"?

 

[scard]

... when DH gives you a "food" vacuum sealer, and then he just sighs when you wonder how it would work on bath bombs....

I just used mine to pack up smaller amounts of butters and and palm flakes, but I don't know about bath bombs. I can tell you my experience with the english muffins didn't go so well.

 

[Saffron]

....when you're still up at 12:45 a.m. (now) checking out the 'new posts' section of SMF.
must. get. some. sleep.

 

[Lin19687]

When you are stirring your Lye/Water on the porch to be safe but look around like you are mixing crack or trying to steal something .

I have a nosey neighbor and just wait for the day she calls the cops.
Before I got back into soaping, I used my Lye to make Bio-Diesel because my truck was a Diesel.
I set up a sheet around me so no one could see