Cool soap!!
If I were to do this I would make it a 100% coconut soap with 20% SF, uncolored white, with that cool "baconstrip" on top. And then I would call it Ironic Bacon.
You know - creamy white and lovely, just like lard - but soooo not lard. At all.
( you have nooo idea how much you made me want to do this now!!)
ETA: Or you could call it Coconut-pig!?
Ok, I am all done now... : P