The Guy At The End Of The Bar...

[Misschief]

The guy at the end of the bar is imaginary. (We have no pets.)

 

[DKing]

The one guy (actually girl) at the other end of the bar is playing the role of bouncer and staring out the front window waiting to pick a fight with any stranger that may try to enter the bar uninvited. Another guy is passed out and snoring at my feet while the other two are on walkabout....although the fat one is probably just snoozing on his favorite chair on the deck.

 

[gardengeek]

The girl at the end of the bar is wearing a Thunder Shirt and hiding under the covers all scared of the thunder.

 

[Wendlebee]

Girls and Cute chickens hanging out at the bar doing what they love best!

 

[Catscankim]

The guy at the end of the bar is a sloppy eater and getting food all over the floor

 

[Catscankim]

After waiting over an hour for my door dash last night, i got up to grab a drink and the guy at the end of the bar ate my entire sandwich in one gulp

 

[gardengeek]

I caught the girl at the end of the bar digging up cat poop.

 

[Wendlebee]

I drank a whole bottle of pinot noir while sitting at the end of the bar that looked and felt a lot like my couch!

 

[Wendlebee]

I caught the girl at the end of the bar digging up cat poop.

 

[Finnegan]

The guy at the end of the bar is looking at me, playing mind games, to convince me to give him treats.

 

[Catscankim]

The guy at the end of the bar keeps following me into the bathroom

 

[Adeliepenguin]

The guy at the end of the bar is humping his brother

 

[Wendlebee]

The guy at the end of the bar is getting his mouth washed out with soap

 

[jcandleattic]

The guy at the end of the bar is sleeping standing up because she's a dork.

 

[Catscankim]

The guy at the end of the bar is passed out snoring

 

[Wendlebee]

The guy at the end of the bar is from the planet Zorg.

 

[AliOop]

The girls at the end of the (roosting) bar are reminding me that it is past their snack time.

 

[BattleGnome]

I went to someone else’s bar today to check on the new guy while they were on a day trip.

the old gal was an old hand at things, but, as per usual, she forgot to grab the wet floor sign after she got excited to see me. The new guy, on the other hand, is so rude. He kept walking between my legs and getting caught in my skirt. Thankfully I’m used to that kind of abuse, one of my employees has been trying to kill me with that method for years.

 

[Wendlebee]

Its a strange bar where all sorts hang out, even garden gnomes who love to congregate under the tall bar stools, catching peanuts as the fall to the floor while looking up the ladies skirts!

 

[Pepsi Girl]

The guy at the end of the bar is licking my husbands face!