Just for you Doriette...
1. Admit you have a problem...to your family, your friends, your coworkers and your hunting dog that now is useless to your husband and goes on point every time he's near the bathroom...
2. Make amends...apologize to your family, friends and co workers for shoving bottles of FOs under their noses while repeatedly asking "what about this one? How about this one?
3. Stop hiding your recently delivered boxes of FOs in the broom closet knowing your significant other will never look there.
4. Stop the payments to the UPS guy to put the boxes on the side of the house and not at the front door.
5. By now your family knows that BrambleBerry is not a jam company...stop putting their labels over your smuckers jar.
6. Stop telling your family that the frankincense is for religious offerings
7. Take your bottle of Dragons Blood out of the medicine cabinet and stop telling the family its really a remedy for your monthly.
8. And take the Tobacco and Bay out too...you don't even smoke!
9. Take all the empty little brown bottles out of your drawers
10. And the bottle in your purse that you sniff when you get the bends after long periods of no soapmaking...get rid of it too.
11. Remember that time you were on your knees looking at a shipment of broken bottles screaming OH MY G-D! He didn't like that.. apologize in prayer.
12. Pack up all your oils... and give em to a drunk
1. Admit you have a problem...to your family, your friends, your coworkers and your hunting dog that now is useless to your husband and goes on point every time he's near the bathroom...
2. Make amends...apologize to your family, friends and co workers for shoving bottles of FOs under their noses while repeatedly asking "what about this one? How about this one?
3. Stop hiding your recently delivered boxes of FOs in the broom closet knowing your significant other will never look there.
4. Stop the payments to the UPS guy to put the boxes on the side of the house and not at the front door.
5. By now your family knows that BrambleBerry is not a jam company...stop putting their labels over your smuckers jar.
6. Stop telling your family that the frankincense is for religious offerings
7. Take your bottle of Dragons Blood out of the medicine cabinet and stop telling the family its really a remedy for your monthly.
8. And take the Tobacco and Bay out too...you don't even smoke!
9. Take all the empty little brown bottles out of your drawers
10. And the bottle in your purse that you sniff when you get the bends after long periods of no soapmaking...get rid of it too.
11. Remember that time you were on your knees looking at a shipment of broken bottles screaming OH MY G-D! He didn't like that.. apologize in prayer.
12. Pack up all your oils... and give em to a drunk
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