Sorry Jstar, I have no advice to offer other than what has already been offered, but this made me laugh out loud:
Theresa, you're a hoot!
IrishLass
I'm going to chime in with my two cents. Why is he using a re-usable razor when he knows he has jock itch on his face? (See ringworm sounds a LOT better now, doesn't it?).
Theresa, you're a hoot!
IrishLass