Hah, you are a shrimp, I knew it! You should console yourself w/the fact that you have pretty feet, mine are not.
Compared to hobbit feet, all feet are pretty. If you don't have hobbit feet, then I'm sure yours are prettier than you think!
Also, you know, lard. I was going to try and be insightful. But Just Lard
No further words need to be said.
IrishLass