I have spiders. Oh my lord I have spiders. I don't know what they are, but they lay eggs everywhere on my porch, hanging from my ceiling. They look like little green peas hanging. I whacked one of the pods off with a broom one time and all these thousands of babies came flying out. My exterminator for the lawn assures me that they are harmless and "good spiders". OK I guess, until I got bit.
And they have a brain. Smart little suckers. I used to be creeped out by killing them, but not anymore lol. But if I see one...he will literally move and dodge me like he is on a basketball court.
I slam my shoes on the floor upside down to make sure they aren't in there before I put my feet in. I lift the blanket and shake before I get into bed. I saw one crawling into the kitchen drawer the other day before I started doing dishes, I'm like "nope, not doing dishes today". When I finally got over it, I turned my dish gloves inside out to make sure there wasn't anything in them, and stood like a foot away from the sink so my shirt wasn't touching the cabinet.
I am definitely petrified by spiders. I broke a lease once in Philly and moved out because of them.
I have been in FL for 15 years now...they need to rename the state the bug capital of the world. Nothing else bothers me more than spiders though. I can't even get a picture of one to ID it because they are so freakin fast.