Let's tell a story....

[Pepsi Girl]

In the winter.

 

[jesfayven]

Wildly dancing about,

 

[Jstar]

slinging my arms

 

[newbie]

,Found Figgy Pudding

 

[JustBeachy]

and four elves

 

[Pepsi Girl]

Doing the hula

 

[JustBeachy]

while singing Barracuda

 

[Pepsi Girl]

With Heart, who

 

[JustBeachy]

backs up Santa

 

[newbie]

, my saliva flew

 

[IrishLass]

and hit Santa

 

[jules92207]

On his nose

 

[Ruthie]

and red suit

 

[JustBeachy]

, making me naughty

 

[JustBeachy]

and broken sticks.

(how'd I get in front of Lass. I read her post haha)

 

[IrishLass]

, worthy of coal

 

[Pepsi Girl]

And the woodshed!

 

[newbie]

Blushing, eyes downcast,

 

[JustBeachy]

muttering quiet obscenity's

 

[Pepsi Girl]

Oh, not Santa