Let's tell a story....

[Ruthie]

hidden backwoods bunker

 

[JustBeachy]

, where I secretly

 

[Obsidian]

roll in soap

 

[JustBeachy]

while singing the

 

[Khanjari]

Let it go (song from Frozen )

 

[goji_fries]

The bunker smells

 

[JustBeachy]

like napalm mixed

 

[goji_fries]

with essential oils

 

[JustBeachy]

and rancid lard

 

[IrishLass]

with a hint

 

[goji_fries]

of musty armpits

 

[IrishLass]

which haven't been

 

[JustBeachy]

washed in decades.

 

[AnnaO]

Nevertheless, I then

 

[MarisaJensen]

I try to

 

[JustBeachy]

use exotic oils

 

[IrishLass]

because those won't

 

[goji_fries]

match pureed sardines

 

[IrishLass]

which are what

 

[goji_fries]

I superfat with