Y'all know that "tootin'" has an interesting meaning... as in that old grade school song:
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat some beans at every meal!
This was a favorite camp song after our frank and bean cookouts
Sorry for OT, Zing, but I also have to ask if you have ever had SOS (**** on a shingle) it was some kind of meat gravy thing that my dad's family ate all the time, and I remember my parents fighting because mom refused to make it for him, so dad would leave and go to his mom's house for dinner.
Chipped beef!