Going soap stir crazy!!

[MzMolly65]

ooo Lordy .. broke my ankle last Monday and going absolutely crazy laying on this couch with all my soaping stuff sitting in the next room laughing at me.

Would love to make something but can't risk hopping around on crutches with lye or hot oils or heavy scale and all that nonsense .. so here I sit, prowling the SMF ... drooling over everyone else's projects and twitching!

 

[yadonm]

So sorry for your misfortune. I hope you heal quickly.

 

[Derpina Bubbles]

Resist the soapy temptation! The lye will tell you sweet lies about it being safe. The oils are in it with the lye. I saw them plotting about tempting you last night. I swear to you, they were in the corner whispering and they were all wearing cranberry pants. Perfect time to sit and formulate some soaps. Design something crazy ready for when you're back safely on your feet. Stalk and lurk the forum like a champ.

Now we know you're lurking we should randomly put your name into sentences for you to find in your boredom.

 

[MzMolly65]

AGAIN with the snorting water. Either you need to stop making me laugh or I need to stop drinking water.

 

[MzMolly65]

Hubby's feeling so bad about me being stuck on the couch .. but he really shouldn't be out shopping by himself.

He came home with .. a label maker "for your soaps" (but these are not the kind of labels you can put on soaps), a foodsaver that sucks the air out and seals food "for your soaps" (but this is not the kind of wrapper you'd put on soap) .. and a set of wireless, bluetooth ear phones "for your laptop" (but my laptop isn't bluetooth compatible) .. and a new toque "it's your favorite colour" (that is kid sized and doesn't fit me)

.. he's so generous and then I have to be the bearer of bad news and ask him to take back all these gifts because even though his heart's in the right place the gifts are of no use to me. He does this all the time and I always feel so bad because he doesn't understand why and looks at me with big, puppy dog eyes saying, "Well ok .. if you don't want them." *sighs* and then there's me trying to explain it's not that I don't "want" them and it's not that I'm not grateful for his generosity, but .. oooo boy.

 

[grayceworks]

That's when you sneak the receipt out of his wallet and exchange or refund them when he's not around. For the right sized hat, a bluetooth usb dongle thingy, and shrinkwrap stuff that will work... lol...

When he asks, is that the thingy I got you? Yes honey, don't you recognize it? (either that or: Ohhh dear, you know? That one broke when I tried to use it so I had to exchange it.)


Ummm... not that I've ever done that.... nope. :wtf: