This reminds me of a man I saw grocery shopping the day before Thanksgiving. He's staring at the rolls of aluminum foil looking baffled. I say, "Sir, I think you want that one" and point to the Reynold's heavy duty. He says, "I think I need this one" and gets the cheap, thin off-brand.
Hope their turkey survived.
No kidding! That cheap, thin stuff is downright horrible for certain jobs. Found that out the hard way.
IrishLass