Crisco is hydrogenated palm oil. GV shortening is tallow + hydrogenated palm oil. If you want strictly hydrogenated palm oil, then Crisco is what you want. I assumed (I know that is always a bad idea) that you wanted GV shortening due to the discussion that preceded your shopping trip.
No one is assuming that you are stupid or arrogant. We all had this same learning curve going into soaping. You just need to be patient with us as we try to address one issue at the time. Also, you need to take the time to do that reading. You have so many questions that will be answered by reading. It isn't that we don't want to help, we do, or we would not be here. It is that you will even have questions answered that you did not even know enough to ask yet if you go do that reading. Read everything with "help" in the title, at least.
The type of olive oil does indeed make a difference! The darker green, more "virgin" olive oils will cause more problems for you right now that you do not want to be dealing with-like color and how your batter behaves. Save yourself some time and money and buy that cheap yellow GV brand OO. It is what I soap with as I get good consistent results with it.
KOH is potassium hydroxide, that is what you make liquid soap with. Ignore it. Just use the NaOH.
Did you read that tutorial for Soapcalc? If not, go read it before proceeding.
I will use whats left of my weekend to read over those threads and also make a quick trip bac to Walmart to get the GV brand, when I saw the size of the container I figured that since I'm only starting out on making soap from scratch I should get a small container and then if I see I can do it without screwing anything up then ill mov to the big container but my Walmart only carries 1 size and it was like 64 oz, the Crisco I got was only 8 and since I don't no space left in my cart drawer thing I'm using to store everything I thought I was better off, but then again if I do well at my 1st try then ill have to buy more and so itll just save me the additional trip so ill swing back there tomorrow.
also I asked this before but no one answered my question, when working with the lye I read it says to wear eye protection, another one I read said googles. I have a pair of safety glasses (I use those when I go to the gun range) can I wear those or do they need to be googles? this way if I need those I can get them at the same time I'm getting the GV shortening.. thank you soooooo very much for all your advice, and now ill stop with all my questions and get to reading those threads.