I know a surefire way to get sent home from work on "sick leave"! LOL Timing is everything! All you have to do is, just when the boss is nearby, is take a bite of a Ghost Chili or a Carolina Reaper. Chew and swallow! ( SCU over 2 mill!) and I'm telling you, you'll look (and feel) sicker than a dog in no time and be told to go home until you're feeling better. The horror of it passes fairly quickly, just drink loads of milk or eat some butter when you're in the clear and hey presto! Instant sick leave! Ferris Bueller ain't got nothing on me. Heh heh...
Not that I have ever done this myself. I have never played hookie from work. (Ahem.) It's just something I heard.... :shifty: