Hmmm....maybe I should ask Shawnee to do this for me? She's pretty good at this prayer stuff :wink:
I prefer "incantation", but whatevs...;-)
OK, here goes (everyone must hold hands and form a circle for this one...oh, and take your shoes off...it works better that way) ~
<Hey you, with the bell...ring it now>
High Priestess of the Ancient Soap Pot stands in the center of the circle with soap cauldron in front of her:
"O Mighty Soap Gods, the Holy Scented and Unscented, we humbly come before thee with sacred and unified intention that thou may hear our most solemn wish."
<Insert incense lighting here> <and stop ringing that bell!>
SMFers: "We offer our oils unto thee as a token of our devotion"
<High Priestess adds 3 most powerful and divine oils to the cauldron: Olive, Coconut, and Castor>
<Everyone start moving clockwise...uh, no...you're "other left">
HPotASP: "We come before thee as pure as Castille with the one desire to have the beloved thread of "Botched Batches" bestowed with the highest honor of being transformed from 'common thread' to 'sticky post' "
<right hand puts Calendula into the soap cauldron while left hand holds stick blender pointed towards the heavens>
SMFers: "Admins and Mods, we raise this nectar of sodium hydroxide in honor of your benevolence!"
<raise stainless steel chalices of lye solution in salute...Very. Carefully.>
<Each SMFer kneels and pours ther NaOH into the cauldron>
HPotASP & SMFers: "By the power of Olive, and Coconut, and Castor - the spell be done!"
<flames erupt from cauldron...a little soap batter volcanos...so we decide this will be a "hot process" spell>
...and the smoke clears...
DID IT WORK? :wtf:
