My first ever soap was about 12 years ago. It was a "blender soap" recipe that I found online using Crisco, distilled water, and Red Devil Lye. (Anyone else remember Red Devil? It was a much simpler time when you could buy lye in the grocery store.
) Everything was weighed with a spring type diet scale from the grocery store that was maybe accurate to the 1/2 ounce. It was scented with ylang ylang eo; just because that was the one that smelled good at the health food store...LOL.
I don't recommend that anyone try this method. Quite frankly, I am amazed that it worked at all, but it did; at least to an extent. I'm even more amazed that I didn't end up with a huge mess or a trip to the ER.
Here is the procedure; just to show how little I knew about soap making at the time, and why it's important to learn proper techniques and use good information.
AKA how to (NOT) make soap in 25 easy steps.
1. Weigh water using bouncy inaccurate scale, dump into blender.
2. Weigh lye, again with the bouncy scale; dump into blender.
3. Weigh Crisco. Why won't the pointer on this scale stop bouncing?!! dump into blender.
4. Dump eo in blender, don't bother to weigh.
5. Place lid on blender.
6. Throw kitchen towel over lid.
7. Turn blender on to lowest setting while holding down lid with towel.
8. Hold on for dear life.
9. Blend until its the consistency of pudding.
10. Dump/scrape mixture into a mold. I used an old Rubbermaid food storage container.
11. Hide in a cabinet to cure.
12. Wait four weeks.
13. Chisel soap out of Rubbermaid container.
14. Wash hands with shards of chiseled soap.
15. Rinse hands for several minutes to get rid of burning slippery sensation.
16. Apply large amount of lotion to hands.
17. Take several ibupfrofen tablets for headache brought on by overuse of ylang ylang eo.
18. Wait four more weeks because it needs "more cure time" to be mild.
19. Repeat steps 11 through 17.
20. Repeat steps 11 through 18.
21. Learn about undissolved lye and what a soap being "lye heavy" means.
22. Wait four more weeks, and hope it mellows.
23. Learn about DOS.
25. Chuck the whole mess in the trash and learn about soap making, lye safety, proper measuring scales, and
lye calculators. Chuck blender in the trash because the blades and gasket have been destroyed by lye. Open adult beverage of choice and repeat as necessary.