Ugly Bar Thread

[newbie]

I think an ugly soap thread would be hilarious. Most of us have them and few of us post them, but it is kind of fun to see what other people have had as disasters.

So, I am officially posting my ugliest soap. Perhaps it doesn't qualify because there was simply no point in cutting it. It was just to awful to bother with. I did post in another thread, so it's not a brand new ugly, but it's my worst.

I, personally, will send the worst a 4 ounce bottle of Nutmeg FO. I'm too lazy right now to get up and look but it's either Save on Scents or NAture's Garden. I think it's Save on Scents.

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I call this one Phlegm. Looks like the end product of a sinus infection.

 

[dcornett]

OK. yep, those look kinda gross...LOL!

 

[PrairieCraft]

I've got nothing that beats that! (sorry)

 

[Southern Bell]

I thought this batch of HP (my 1st HP) looked pretty bad...but yours is just nasty!! :wink:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4766/hpsoap.jpg

 

[Hazel]

newbie -

OMG! That is truly horrible looking. Phlegm is an understatement. I can safely say that you're not going to be sending anyone FO any time soon.

 

[igbabygirl]

I thought this batch of HP (my 1st HP) looked pretty bad...but yours is just nasty!! :wink:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4766/hpsoap.jpg

That looks like brains or intestines, lol

 

[ilovedoxies]

I tried to save this by baking off the fo. It stank sooooo bad but I wanted to try to save the soap but it just melted.

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[krissy]

I thought this batch of HP (my 1st HP) looked pretty bad...but yours is just nasty!! :wink:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4766/hpsoap.jpg

lol, my first thought was a pile of skin on this one... lol :wink:

 

[tomara]

I thought this batch of HP (my 1st HP) looked pretty bad...but yours is just nasty!! :wink:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4766/hpsoap.jpg

lol, my first thought was a pile of skin on this one... lol :wink:

hahaha...That's what I was thinking too.

 

[krissy]

I tried to save this by baking off the fo. It stank sooooo bad but I wanted to try to save the soap but it just melted.

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cut it off the foil and call them Lunar Rocks!

 

[newbie]

I laughed my head off when I looked at those pictures!
Southern bell- yes, like someone stepped out of their skin and let it drop, or brains. If you could replicate that, you might have a market with anatomists.

Ilovedoxies- I burst out laughing because I couldn't tell what the heck it was. They look utterly deflated! My son asked if it was cat poop! I have to save that one just to occasionally take a peek at.

I hope there are more out there!

 

[Tabitha]

I thought this batch of HP (my 1st HP) looked pretty bad...but yours is just nasty!! :wink:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/4766/hpsoap.jpg

That looks like fried brains...

 

[Southern Bell]

I'm so glad that everyone is gettin a good laugh from my 1st HP!! But I do have a question, newbie....how is the winner determined?! lol

 

[GreenScene]

Oh, man. LOL This is going to be a good thread. I'm sorry, guys. I don't have anything to compete with these!

 

[newbie]

Well, I wasn't really certain. I figured it would go by whichever soap got the most comments about how dreadful it looked. I know there are more bombs out there, so I thought the lure of some FO might entice people to post their worst soaps. It is good for a laugh.

I offered the FO to get this going, so I'm certainly not going to send it to myself, and consider myself out of the running for the "prize". I'm also happy to widen the field, if nutmeg isn't really that interesting- to choices of some other FOs, like 2 ounces of BB Kumquat or BB Fresh Mango, or 2 ounces of lemongrass EO. I have to look at my stocks to see what else I have in 2 ounce or more quantities.

People may consider it a bit weird to post awful soaps, but they can be pretty funny and it helps to not take everything so seriously. ALso, it's fun for new soapers to see that it happens to everyone, or at least I think it does. I don't know, I just like to laugh and I had to laugh at a few of my uglies.

I do hope you're not offended Southern, but your soap is all brainy! It still makes me laugh when I think about it and I can just imagine your face (I make up what you look like and imagine your expression) when you saw that!

 

[newbie]

Okay, changed it from "contest" to "thread". Just a place to post your worst bar.

 

[agriffin]

Haha...yeah...I totally can't beat the "Phlegm" soap! OMG!

I'll have to find some pics...I know I've made some stinkers.

 

[calico21]

Bravo! For all you brave people to step forward. Its hard to say what I thought was my worst just doesn't match up. Just the vanilla turned it to an ugly brown with a purple swirl. Used birthday cake fo (must have contained the vanilla) and it smells worse than it looks.

 

[ilovedoxies]

Here's another one, it seized. It was oily and icky.

I rebatched it later and saved it.




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[ewenique]

Yikes! Bet it would sell great at Halloween, though. :shock: