The Great Fug-Off: need a couple more contenders

[surf girl]

Hold your horses. We'll poll it, but let's see if we can get a couple more entries in the Ugliest Soap Ever slap-down.

Soap #1: surf girl's "Jason, Kill Me Now, I am Too Stinky To Live":

Soap #2: viv's as-yet-unnamed 'Butt-ugly, Fugly, hideous, Weird and strange' soap:

Soap #3: eucalypta's also unnamed contender for the top of ugliness:

Anyone else want to enter the fray? Think you can top these Epitomes of Hideosity? (Sadly, soap scents are not part of this fantastic contest; my Jason soap would without question walk away with the prize were this a scratch-and-sniff deal.)

 

[ChrissyB]

surf girl you crack me up!

 

[Guest]

how about my stigmata soap?

 

[Vinca Leaf]

Baaaahahaa.....a Fug-Off! LOVE IT!!

Sadly, my fugliness never gets to the camera....or I might be in the running...

 

[Guest]

We should do regular contests such as fugly, pretty, weird and wonderful etc. People could nominate pictures of soaps they'd seen in this forum...just an idea

 

[Guest]

Soap # 3 Butt Ugly ! Kill Me Quick !! I 'm to Ugly to Live

Here is a contender for you . It looks like something one would find in a diaper.It definitely did not deserve to live and I had to put it out of it's misery .It did smell good though.(I know you wouldn't believe it looking at the picture.

I won't have internet for a day or 2 , I am moving , I can't wait to see how many contenders there are.

 

[LJA]

Well, if we include the Stigmata Soap, then by all means we need my Amityville Horror Salt bar.... :wink:

 

[surf girl]

How many options can you include in a poll? Five? I think we currently have six contenders for the coveted Fugliest Soap title. (Kitn, I think that poop is going to make this into a real horse race ). How 'bout if we get another 2-4 contestants, and we'll do a part I/ part II poll with a Grand Finale Fug-o-Rama between the winner of each pool?

Oh, the excitement of it all.

 

[dagmar88]

great idea....

 

[Guest]

yes, I'm quite excitied

 

[Guest]

How many options can you include in a poll? Five? I think we currently have six contenders for the coveted Fugliest Soap title. (Kitn, I think that poop is going to make this into a real horse race ). How 'bout if we get another 2-4 contestants, and we'll do a part I/ part II poll with a Grand Finale Fug-o-Rama between the winner of each pool?

Oh, the excitement of it all.

ROFL, I was going to call it Oops I cra$$ed my pants. May the the ugliest soap win.

 

[eucalypta]

Hiya all

good to see we've got more participants!
BTW mine was simply called "Disaster no I"

@soap for breakfast
What have you got crawling in there? Not ugly but scary

@kitn
brr it looks like some very old dark bread forgotten somewhere inthe back of a closet

LJA's Weeping saltbar is so sad I feel pity :hug:

I simply adore surf girls "Jason kill me.." my favorite Halloween soap!


That the ugliest may win the trophy

 

[Deda]

Ya'll are way brave. No way in Hell I'm posting a pic of my Ugly Soap.

It's a 4 lb log of Lilac, smells like infection and has a peculiar greyish tint that reminds you of dead fish.

 

[heyjude]

Not even a mother could love.... :shock:

(Deda, it's lilac and it's grey and fishy as well)


http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss11 ... est007.jpg

Jude

 

[Lindy]

Well here is my entry - today's disaster - Surf Girl I take your orange and up you green....

This was supposed to be a Cucumber Melon Coconut - but it seized....

 

[Deda]

Not even a mother could love.... :shock:

(Deda, it's lilac and it's grey and fishy as well)


http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss11 ... est007.jpg

Jude

OMG, It looks just like mine, except its a whole log, I only cut one slice.

I decided to use it as an experiment to see how hard it was to cut after letting it cure for 15, 30, 45 and 60 days.

 

[heyjude]

Deda,

Even what had been a lovely strong lilac scent has faded. (4oz for the 4# log)
I guess select shades is harder for me to use than they should be. It's either because my drops just rush out or I'm not calculating the total batch weight correctly. Whatever the reason ....I ended up with ugly!!


Jude

 

[eucalypta]

Well here is my entry - today's disaster - Surf Girl I take your orange and up you green....

This was supposed to be a Cucumber Melon Coconut - but it seized....

So sorry - didn't you know that FO us notorious for seizing? As are Cucumber and melon sepreately too!

 

[LJA]

LMAO!!! You guys are cracking me up. This whole thread is hysterical...lol.

 

[topcat]

Ooooh, ooooh......I have one too! This was so disappointing at the time, but I did manage to save the day using Lindy's whipped rebatch tutorial Yoghurt and fruit in a milk carton mould and very well insulated.....ta dah!!!

Tanya :wink: