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If the house is tidy, your computer is broken. 
You made me laugh so hard ... tears ran down my leg .
You made me laugh so hard ... tears ran down my leg
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Relle9 said:If the house is tidy, your computer is broken.
This is true at my house.
Here's one =
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Soapy Gurl
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I now have something to blame my messy house on? YEAH!!
I will think hard for a saying to contribute.
I will think hard for a saying to contribute.
Dragonkaz
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A couple I like -
'Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen!'
'Dull women have immaculate houses.'
'I don't do housework on days that end in Y.'
I have a book of these sayings ... I love it!
'Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen!'
'Dull women have immaculate houses.'
'I don't do housework on days that end in Y.'
I have a book of these sayings ... I love it!
Bergamia2504
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I saw one in a shop in Norwich, Uk....
If you don't like my standard of cooking, lower your standards!
If you don't like my standard of cooking, lower your standards!
That first one about the tidy house because of broken computer hits a little close to home. Too funny.
Here are a few that tickled my funnybone:
For dinner tonight, you have 2 choices: take it or leave it. (I have this as a magnet on my fridge)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. (my myopractor had this on the wall in his waiting room)
IrishLass
Here are a few that tickled my funnybone:
For dinner tonight, you have 2 choices: take it or leave it. (I have this as a magnet on my fridge)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
The noblest of dogs is the Hot Dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. (my myopractor had this on the wall in his waiting room)
IrishLass
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Dh, says this one-
If he knew where he was going to die - he wouldn't go there :wink: .
If he knew where he was going to die - he wouldn't go there :wink: .
Bubbly Buddha
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"My house was clean yesterday-sorry you missed it!"
"Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to live healthy, productive lives"
"I love to cook with wine-sometimes I even put it in the food!"
"Many people have eaten my cooking and gone on to live healthy, productive lives"
"I love to cook with wine-sometimes I even put it in the food!"
Bubbly Buddha said:
Sounds like my cooking.
LauraHoosier
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I quipped to a friend that she was sounding like Yoda.
Friend: "Saucy are you"
Me: "No more like gravy. I'm moving to slow to be saucy."
Friend: "LOL"
Friend: "Saucy are you"
Me: "No more like gravy. I'm moving to slow to be saucy."
Friend: "LOL"
I have this one on the fridge.................My husband says he will leave me if I dont stop shopping.................Lord I will miss that man :0)
