Owned by a dog?

[Ruthie]

I thought this might be fun! Add yours to the list:

You know you are owned by a dog when that supposed rock in your shoe turns out to be a biscuit crumb!

 

[Sammi_552]

When he won't put down his annoying, new squeaky toy until he's satisfied your arm has fallen off!

 

[2lilboots]

When you are in the bathroom and you hear him whining and sniffing at the door, and see a giant paw underneath the door. ARGH some privacy please!

 

[Hazel]

When you wake up to find she's snuck into bed with you, cuddled under your arm with her head nestled under your chin and you don't tell her to "get down".

 

[melstan775]

When it looks like a cat, stretches like a cat, eats like a cat, and for all intensive (and biological) purposes is a cat, but it talks like a dog, plays like a dog, and wants her belly scratched like a dog. We call it CatDog.

 

[lizflowers42]

When you have special voices and you talk for your dog!