Genny
Well-Known Member
Let me tell you a story...a rebatch story.
Once there was a lovely gal named Bad Betty. She was so beautiful and well liked. She had swirls in the right places and behaved like she was supposed to, every single time.
Then the King of the Castle decides that spring in Wisconsin is too cold for him and he steals Bad Betty's blankets, but he forgets to tell the Naughty Soaper.
48 hours later, the Naughty Soaper goes to wake up Bad Betty from her much needed slumber. Only to find that there's no blanket on top. But she decides to unmold anyway. Poor Bad Betty's entire bottom sticks in the mold as her top half falls out.
"Noo!!!" cries the Naughty Soaper. She knows that Bad Betty's going to have to go back in the pot and be rebatched.
After a rebatch session and 48 hours in the mold, the Naughty Soaper takes out Bad Betty's cousin, Bad Bertha.
The Naughty Soaper dusts a little glitter on Bad Bertha's peaks and sighs.
As she slices Bad Bertha up, the Naughty Soaper thinks, "Well, even though Bad Bertha's not as swirly and a little chunky, she's not too bad."
Once there was a lovely gal named Bad Betty. She was so beautiful and well liked. She had swirls in the right places and behaved like she was supposed to, every single time.
Then the King of the Castle decides that spring in Wisconsin is too cold for him and he steals Bad Betty's blankets, but he forgets to tell the Naughty Soaper.
48 hours later, the Naughty Soaper goes to wake up Bad Betty from her much needed slumber. Only to find that there's no blanket on top. But she decides to unmold anyway. Poor Bad Betty's entire bottom sticks in the mold as her top half falls out.
"Noo!!!" cries the Naughty Soaper. She knows that Bad Betty's going to have to go back in the pot and be rebatched.
After a rebatch session and 48 hours in the mold, the Naughty Soaper takes out Bad Betty's cousin, Bad Bertha.
The Naughty Soaper dusts a little glitter on Bad Bertha's peaks and sighs.
As she slices Bad Bertha up, the Naughty Soaper thinks, "Well, even though Bad Bertha's not as swirly and a little chunky, she's not too bad."
