LOL from someone who has a 2 year old at the moment, let me remind you what 2 year olds are like.
They like to stick fingers in things, think lye, just poured soap, fragrances, pots of oil.
They like to be physically touching you 24/7.
If left to there own devices they get into things - Lots of things!!!!
If they don't like something they spit it out all over the floor.
They know just the right pitch to scream if you aren't paying them enough attention, its the sort of pitch that brings neighbours over to make sure they shouldn't be notifying child services.
Instead of running away from the neighbours dog, they will love it tooooo much and expect you to have exactly the same amount of excitement.
They eat so little it causes you to think they are living on air - regardless of the height of the bowl - giggle
They wake up at 5am and think that's a respectable time to be up, making them breakfast so they can request to go outside to play by 5.30 regardless of the fact that it is still pitch black and freezing and he has a sniffle.
But to top it all off they have you so wrapped around their little finger cause you love them so much that you have no time to make any soap.
Although he is just the most beautiful cat, I love how cats have the most amazing personalities. I once had a cat that behaved exactly the same as "Cat" from Red Dwarf. He used to make me laugh so much.
How on earth have you trained him not to come into your room, my cats disregard everything I say - LOL